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Laura leaves 'em laughing, gasping (Not a very family-values-type speech..very risque: David Korn)
WashingtonTimes ^ | May 02, 2005 | By Joseph Curl

Posted on 05/02/2005 6:00:13 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay

Who knew? First lady Laura Bush took over the podium from her husband at Saturday night's annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner and knocked 'em dead, keeping Washington's most powerful politicos in stitches as she worked the ballroom like a seasoned stand-up comic.

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Although Washington's movers and shakers laughed at Mrs. Bush's performance, some in the press woke up with a Sunday morning hangover and began to criticize her monologue as immodest at best and downright bawdy at worst.

"Laura Bush cracks risque jokes at the White House Correspondents' dinner," sniffed Agence France-Presse. CNN reporter Elaine Quijano, who attended the dinner, also apparently had her sensibilities scarred by some of the first lady's quips.

"In some respects, I think for some folks it was a little shocking because she kind of crossed the line a little bit in some people's minds," she said.

"It was very risque," the Nation's David Korn said yesterday on Fox News. "I was wondering what the social conservatives and James Dobson had to say about all these jokes that were laced with sexual innuendo. Not a very family-values-type speech. I'm not sure I want to explain a lot of those jokes to my 4-year-old."

Eyebrows were raised by the first lady's bit about the president's ranching skills, which Mrs. Bush said her husband lacked because the elite schools he attended, Andover and Yale, "don't have a real strong ranching program."

She then added: "He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."

The crowd howled. The joke, a female Associated Press reporter said, "had women giggling in the bathroom."

(Excerpt) Read more at washtimes.com ...


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To: HairOfTheDog
There's only so much mystery under a man's pants, as it turns out...

Wanna do a little investigative work when I get home, honey? ;~D

1,001 posted on 05/02/2005 12:29:21 PM PDT by ecurbh (All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.)
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To: YaYa123

I was corrected just up the thread. As usual. :-)


1,002 posted on 05/02/2005 12:29:23 PM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Howlin
Exactly.

Ah. I see. It was posted to me. It put words in my mouth. But it wasn't directly associated with me.

1,003 posted on 05/02/2005 12:30:13 PM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: Wallace T.
As for Haley Barbour, he is presently Governor of Mississippi.

Is it your contention (misrepresenation) that he was elected to that office with RINO votes?

1,004 posted on 05/02/2005 12:30:27 PM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: ecurbh
Wanna do a little investigative work when I get home, honey? ;~D

I'll get some dollar bills :~D

1,005 posted on 05/02/2005 12:31:06 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (I'd rather be happy than right...)
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To: farmer18th

One more tidbit, I said I would never go back because I didn't enjoy it that much, not because I was ashamed.


1,006 posted on 05/02/2005 12:31:27 PM PDT by codercpc
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To: dirtboy

To: snugs
I am constantly amazed at people who come on these threads, make controversial statements and then call "Foul" when we come along and contradict their postings.

I honestly believe they wish we just wouldn't comment at all!



946 posted on 05/02/2005 3:09:23 PM EDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)



Do you see your name in there?


1,007 posted on 05/02/2005 12:32:01 PM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: dirtboy

Can we get back to the purpose of this thread instead of just bashing each other


1,008 posted on 05/02/2005 12:32:01 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: ohioWfan
Anyone who thinks she did, is looking for perversion where there is none.

Bingo. This whole thread is full of nutcases who are looking for a way to "find the demons." 99.9% of the people who heard the milking the bull joke did not take it as beastiality or bovine masturbation. It's funny that the holier than thou crowd are the ones making the connection. Perhaps some repressed thoughts somewhere.....;-)

1,009 posted on 05/02/2005 12:32:12 PM PDT by Wyatt's Torch
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To: Howlin
Well, I wasn't away that the "real, true conservatives" put him there, were you?

Barbour is responsible for growing the party to what it is today. Today, the GOP cuts deep into Democrat territory, leaving the Democrats left with fringe kooks.

1,010 posted on 05/02/2005 12:32:12 PM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Matthew 16:18)
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To: Howlin
John Ashcroft LOST his last election.

Please see post 979 (ShowMeMom) and my post 984. He was robbed.

Got any others you'd care to mention that you claim got elected ONLY with "conservative" votes?

It's hard to imagine the "soccer mom" and "country club" crowd being strong supporters of Ashcroft, Barbour, Jesse Helms, etc. Besides, RINOs can fail in electoral bids. Remember Bob Dole in 1996?

How do you explain Alan Keyes continually losing then?

We have Alan Keyes; you had Harold Stassen and Tom Dewey.

1,011 posted on 05/02/2005 12:32:57 PM PDT by Wallace T.
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To: Howlin

I did and I think I thanked you sorry if I did not but I did appreciate you coming to me defence


1,012 posted on 05/02/2005 12:33:04 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: pollyannaish

Great post...wonderful insight, no one could have said it any better......Good job


1,013 posted on 05/02/2005 12:33:19 PM PDT by Irish Eyes
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To: snugs

Can we get back to the purpose of this thread instead of just bashing each other

Not before I get to use my newly learned and currently favorite insult, "needlebutt."


1,014 posted on 05/02/2005 12:33:46 PM PDT by durasell (Friends are so alarming, My lover's never charming...)
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To: durasell

I saw the explanation of what it means but fail to see the relevance


1,015 posted on 05/02/2005 12:34:32 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: Wallace T.

You don't know much about the Mississippi Country Club crowd, do you?


1,016 posted on 05/02/2005 12:34:42 PM PDT by petitfour
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To: snugs

As soon as I find a relevant place for it, I intend on using it!


1,017 posted on 05/02/2005 12:35:29 PM PDT by durasell (Friends are so alarming, My lover's never charming...)
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To: Howlin
Do you see your name in there?

Ah - you reference "people" generically and then act all indignant if someone on the other side of the debate responds.

1,018 posted on 05/02/2005 12:35:46 PM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: Wallace T.
Remember Bob Dole in 1996?

Had Perot not run in 1996, Bob Dole would have kept Clinton from a second term. Neither one got 50% of the popular vote, and the percentage between Clinton and Dole was close enough to be contested for a recount.

1,019 posted on 05/02/2005 12:36:32 PM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Matthew 16:18)
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To: Howlin
Don't worry; I won't post to you anymore, for fear of offending you with useless "women talk."

I hope you're kidding. Don't let the devil deceive you with his twisting of that "submit" word. "Women talk" is far from useless. Godly men value women's opinions.

And please tell me you knew that. You've been here a long time -- I thought everybody knew.

If I knew, I'd forgotten. Whether it's your un-effeminate name or your other-than-vagina-monologue logic, you hide it very well. ;O)

1,020 posted on 05/02/2005 12:37:46 PM PDT by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary.)
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