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Teen Removes Corpes Head To Use As A Cannabis Bong
FemaleFirst (Via MND) ^ | April 19, 2005 | FemaleFirst

Posted on 04/23/2005 6:23:09 PM PDT by MisterRepublican

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To: johniegrad


There's someone in here named Demidog? I find that a bit scary.

Demi


21 posted on 04/23/2005 6:53:40 PM PDT by SoVaDPJ
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To: MisterRepublican

I remember how pissed off I was in college when a local funeral home refused to sell me a coffin, I wanted to fill it with ice and put beer kegs in it at a Halloween party. But I think this kid just went way too far.


22 posted on 04/23/2005 6:56:08 PM PDT by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: wagglebee

I think they ought to let the family of the deceased beat the crap out of the kid for a couple of days.


23 posted on 04/23/2005 6:57:43 PM PDT by kjam22 (What you win them by, is what you win them to)
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To: Bacon Man; Hap; Allegra; humblegunner; bobbyd

Okay, um, EEEEEEW.


24 posted on 04/23/2005 6:58:30 PM PDT by Xenalyte (It's a Zen thing, you know, like how many babies fit in a tire.)
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To: apackof2; Bacon Man; Hap

No Libertarian I know would use a human head for a bong. All Libertarians have perfectly good bongs already.

Sheesh.


25 posted on 04/23/2005 6:59:28 PM PDT by Xenalyte (It's a Zen thing, you know, like how many babies fit in a tire.)
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To: kjam22
I think they ought to let the family of the deceased beat the crap out of the kid for a couple of days.

Hey, he was just trying to get ahead!

26 posted on 04/23/2005 7:00:10 PM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: Xenalyte

"So, like Dude, what are ya gonna do with that dead guy's BRAINS afer you steal his head? And, and like what are ya gonna do with the eyes and stuff?? And where do you put the weed to light it? Do you know how LONG sinus cavities are?

No way will you catch me doing suckface with this dead head to get high. Can you imagine how bad the bong water would taste/smell after a couple of weeks?????"


27 posted on 04/23/2005 7:08:36 PM PDT by datura (Fix bayonets.)
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To: Oberon

"Hey, he was just trying to get ahead!"

He was a head.


28 posted on 04/23/2005 7:09:08 PM PDT by Americanexpat (A strong democracy through citizen oversight.)
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To: Americanexpat
He was a head.

That would make it a capital crime, wouldn't it?

29 posted on 04/23/2005 7:09:58 PM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: MisterRepublican

Now that is real head trip.


30 posted on 04/23/2005 7:10:40 PM PDT by Jeff Gordon (Recall Barbara Boxer)
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To: datura
"Can you imagine how bad the bong water would taste/smell after a couple of weeks?????"

I am officially "calling down to Ralph" on that comment.
31 posted on 04/23/2005 7:10:52 PM PDT by sierrahome (Department of Redundancy Department)
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To: MisterRepublican

He should have gone to a head shop. Duh.


32 posted on 04/23/2005 7:11:01 PM PDT by WV Mountain Mama (Anyone else able to track the hubby's movements by open drawers,cabinets and clothes on the floor?)
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To: mhking

just damn.


33 posted on 04/23/2005 7:16:54 PM PDT by King Prout (blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
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To: MisterRepublican

"Honey, where are you going?"
"Out to get head, Mom."

Parents: The Anti-Drug.


34 posted on 04/23/2005 7:17:56 PM PDT by RichInOC (My fraternity's primary emblem is the skull and bones, but I'll never carry the motif that far.)
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To: sierrahome

Sorry, but the idea of locking lips with a real human head that had gone putrid, full of brains, sinuses, eyeballs, and complete mouth - not to mention the maggots that would appear about the time that all of the skin turned into a black syrup - is just more than I could handle in my imagination.

I think for punishment they should make the kid who stole the head keep it on his person 24x7 for a couple of months. During meals, showers, sleeping, you name it. It should NEVER be allowed to leave his reach, or be tied to him with a lanyard. Let's see how cool he thinks that is right around week 3. It would also teach his parents some lessons that evidently they missed as well. "Gee, Mr Johnson, how's your boy doing with that dripping head these days??" Yup.


35 posted on 04/23/2005 7:20:49 PM PDT by datura (Fix bayonets.)
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To: MisterRepublican

This is going to make an awesome "CSI: Vermont" episode. Maybe Howard Dean can play the local Medical Examiner/Abortion Doctor?


36 posted on 04/23/2005 7:23:20 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: datura
I would guess he would insert a container of sorts inside the skull...because there's a lot of holes that need filling.

I can't picture what it would look like.

Probably got the idea from song lyrics..."I'm gonna smoke your skull.." rada boom boom boom. ;^)

I bet that guy on Jay Leno lastnite...where Jay Leno asks this guy and girl simple questions...he would own a bong make out of a skull.

37 posted on 04/23/2005 7:25:00 PM PDT by DCPatriot
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To: datura

Something tells me that the court system will be hearing much more from this kid.


38 posted on 04/23/2005 7:26:28 PM PDT by sierrahome (Department of Redundancy Department)
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To: freepatriot32

EXCELLENT ALBUM!!!


39 posted on 04/23/2005 7:27:30 PM PDT by landorepub
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To: MisterRepublican

You put yer weed in it.....


40 posted on 04/23/2005 7:30:45 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe (Proud paid poster since 2003)
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