Posted on 04/23/2005 6:23:09 PM PDT by MisterRepublican
An American teenager has been arrested for stealing the head from a corpse to use as a bong to smoke cannabis.
The 17-year-old boy has been arrested for breaking into a Vermont crypt and removing the head from a man who had recently been entombed there.
Police were informed of the boy's plans by a friend who was disturbed by his proposal to steal the head and use it as a smoking device.
Officers initially thought the story was a hoax, but disbelief turned to shock when they discovered a local tomb had been broken into and a head was missing.
(Excerpt) Read more at femalefirst.co.uk ...
There's someone in here named Demidog? I find that a bit scary.
Demi
I remember how pissed off I was in college when a local funeral home refused to sell me a coffin, I wanted to fill it with ice and put beer kegs in it at a Halloween party. But I think this kid just went way too far.
I think they ought to let the family of the deceased beat the crap out of the kid for a couple of days.
Okay, um, EEEEEEW.
No Libertarian I know would use a human head for a bong. All Libertarians have perfectly good bongs already.
Sheesh.
Hey, he was just trying to get ahead!
"So, like Dude, what are ya gonna do with that dead guy's BRAINS afer you steal his head? And, and like what are ya gonna do with the eyes and stuff?? And where do you put the weed to light it? Do you know how LONG sinus cavities are?
No way will you catch me doing suckface with this dead head to get high. Can you imagine how bad the bong water would taste/smell after a couple of weeks?????"
"Hey, he was just trying to get ahead!"
He was a head.
That would make it a capital crime, wouldn't it?
Now that is real head trip.
He should have gone to a head shop. Duh.
just damn.
"Honey, where are you going?"
"Out to get head, Mom."
Parents: The Anti-Drug.
Sorry, but the idea of locking lips with a real human head that had gone putrid, full of brains, sinuses, eyeballs, and complete mouth - not to mention the maggots that would appear about the time that all of the skin turned into a black syrup - is just more than I could handle in my imagination.
I think for punishment they should make the kid who stole the head keep it on his person 24x7 for a couple of months. During meals, showers, sleeping, you name it. It should NEVER be allowed to leave his reach, or be tied to him with a lanyard. Let's see how cool he thinks that is right around week 3. It would also teach his parents some lessons that evidently they missed as well. "Gee, Mr Johnson, how's your boy doing with that dripping head these days??" Yup.
This is going to make an awesome "CSI: Vermont" episode. Maybe Howard Dean can play the local Medical Examiner/Abortion Doctor?
I can't picture what it would look like.
Probably got the idea from song lyrics..."I'm gonna smoke your skull.." rada boom boom boom. ;^)
I bet that guy on Jay Leno lastnite...where Jay Leno asks this guy and girl simple questions...he would own a bong make out of a skull.
Something tells me that the court system will be hearing much more from this kid.
EXCELLENT ALBUM!!!
You put yer weed in it.....
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