Teen Removes Corpes Head To Use As A Cannabis Bong

FemaleFirst (Via MND) ^ | April 19, 2005 | FemaleFirst

[Mrs. Shawnlaw]

A Dead-Head Fan?

[beaver fever]

When I was a kid I built plastic airplane models and I actually used the glue to put them together.

[elmer fudd]

"Sorry, but the idea of locking lips with a real human head that had gone putrid, full of brains, sinuses, eyeballs, and complete mouth - not to mention the maggots that would appear about the time that all of the skin turned into a black syrup - is just more than I could handle in my imagination."

I suppose that if you removed the brains and then thoroughly dehydrated it that you could use the head to merely surround a commercially manufactured bong. For the life of me though I can't figure out why you'd want it. To some it might seem cool in a macabre sort of way, but if you showed it to anyone you'd have to worry about being reported to the police and the last thing you want when you're smoking grass is something to feel paranoid about.

[DTogo]

I wonder which class of the public screwall system he got this idea from?

[Mrs. Shawnlaw]

But did you sniff the glue while working with it or afterwards?

[em2vn]

Small town America cure. On an early summer Saturday morning tie his wrists to a pre-civil war hitching post on the town square. Wait until a nice crowd has arrived from the farmer's market then beat his ass with a bamboo rod.
We are to the point where only the absolute certainty of physical pain can save our nation from the scum that now lives with us.
No doubt such action will also increase the turn out for the week end's farmer's market.

[Cicero]

Too much popular music that teaches kids that it's cool to be baaaaaaad.

[beaver fever]

No Mrs. Shawnlaw I didn't sniff the glue, I promise.

Can I go play now?

[Valpal1]

I would love to have you made directer of our farmer's market!

Best idea I've seen in years.

[Kirkwood]

He could've just bought one.

[Calvin Locke]

Nah, he just watched a crime show on Ed Gein, and instead of skulls into soup bowls, he updated the idea to a bong.

[ApplegateRanch]

Damned shame when the bong has more brains than the guy using it.

[rdl6989]

I have now had my gross-out for the month.

[DaoPian]

When you look at the develpment of "death cultures" cross culturally, you'll find that people have a variety of ways to celebrate death and likewise a similare variety of ways to deal with the corpse.

When you think about it, it is odd to preserve, bury, and mark the location of a deceased individual. Cremation seems more sanitary and efficient. On the other hand, long-term preservation a la Lenin or Mao or King Tut is also pretty cool. I myself wouldn't care if someone used my head as a Bong - after all, I'd be dead.

Now, time for breakfast.

[apackof2]

Damned shame when the bong has more brains than the guy using it.

LOL!

[redheadtoo]

Wendy's restaurant wants to know if the corpse had all of its fingers.

[humblegunner]

And this is precisely the "greater good" that comes of shutting down Smoke & Toke shops.

Although this little rat takes "Head Shop" a bit too literally...

[humblegunner]

Can you imagine how bad the bong water would taste/smell after a couple of weeks?

No worse than normal.
All the King's Scotchguard and all the King's Steamatics
can never take the reek from the carpet in Mom's attic.

[saleman]

"Police were informed of the boy's plans by a friend who was disturbed by his proposal"

A voice in the wilderness? "Hello Police? Hey a buddy of mine wanted to smoke some weed. He's thinking about going down to the cemetery and cutting off a head to make a bong. "Yea". No I don't believe that would work either. "What" No I'll ask him. "Hey Carl, Was that like a skull your talking about or what? "No sir he's talking about a guy that's been down there only a few days. "Don't worry?" Yea, I don't think that will work either." OK, bye

[Xenalyte]

All the King's Scotchguard and all the King's Steamatics
can never take the reek from the carpet in Mom's attic.

True. True.