Teen Removes Corpes Head To Use As A Cannabis Bong

FemaleFirst (Via MND) ^ | April 19, 2005 | FemaleFirst

[MisterRepublican]

An American teenager has been arrested for stealing the head from a corpse to use as a bong to smoke cannabis.

The 17-year-old boy has been arrested for breaking into a Vermont crypt and removing the head from a man who had recently been entombed there.

Police were informed of the boy's plans by a friend who was disturbed by his proposal to steal the head and use it as a smoking device.

Officers initially thought the story was a hoax, but disbelief turned to shock when they discovered a local tomb had been broken into and a head was missing.

[1FASTGLOCK45]

Kids been watching too much television, probably MSNBCBS islamic support channels.

[Sonny M]

Dude, this is so like so wrong.

[apackof2]

Must be a Libertarian....let me see why do they call it dope?

[rhombus]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1382910/posts

[just me]

Sounds like this kid has already smoked way to much weed..
Fried his last brain cells awhile ago.

[freepatriot32]

ewwwew ping

[freepatriot32]

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[drlevy88]

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[drlevy88]

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[ken21]

whatta sick kid.


but, i went to college with a guy who robbed a grave. the women loved him.

[Hand em their arse]

Local Police: Son, you have the right to remain silent blah, blah, blah.

17yr. old idiot: Dude, I did nothing wrong, man!! I did not inhale, bro!! Clinton didn't, neither did I!! So I smoked a little grass, so wh..... Oh, you mean the head????? Uhhhh... Dude, that's not mine..

[Drew68]

Police were informed of the boy's plans by a friend who was disturbed by his proposal to steal the head and use it as a smoking device.

This story is, well, there aren't really any words. I'm sort of finding myself both extremely disgusted and trying to refrain from laughing at the same time.

I am, however, pleased to know that there are individuals like his friend (who is probably a stoner as well) who have the foresight to realize that things are going just a bit too far and it might be time to inform somebody.

[WorkingClassFilth]

I think this youth has issues. Maybe a whole subscription.

[freepatriot32]

That's the problem in this country. People are never satisfied with stuff the way it is. You gotta make it bigger and better and stronger and faster. Same way with pot. For years pot was just joints, and then bongs came out and bongs were ok too, but then bongs weren't good enough for some people. "Neeehhhhhh!" Remember that friend in high school wanted to make bongs out of everything. Making bongs out of apples and oranges and s**t? Come in one day and find your friend going, "Hey! Look man, I made a bong outta my head! Put the pot in this ear and take it outta this one! Good! Take a hit! *snort*" Then they got one of those big giant bongs that you gotta start up like a motorcycle. "Put the pot in!" *motor starting* Kids are driving their bongs down FDR Drive. "Pull the bong over man, I wanna do a hit. Pull it over!"

What was the problem with just smoking a joint, eating a couple of Twinkies, and going to sleep? Was that a problem? They say marijuana leads to other drugs. No it doesn't, it leads to f***ing carpentry. That's the problem, folks. People getting high going, "Wow man, this box would make an excellent bong! *snort* This guy's head would make an excellent bong! *snort*" Relax! That's why I stopped doing drugs in the first place.

DENNIS LEARY NO CURE FOR CANCER

[wardaddy]

Wow Dude.

You need to lay off the stanky for a while.

[johniegrad]

Too bad Demidog's not still around to address the personal freedom aspects of robbing graves to build bongs.

[sierrahome]

When I was a kid I wanted to build a go cart.

[Puppage]

Police were informed of the boy's plans by a friend who was disturbed by his proposal...

Ya think?

[Jack Black]

I wanted to build a gyro-coptor. Ordered the plans from popular science. I was a decent mechanic already, worked on VWs. Was going to use a a VW engine. My mom said "No Way".

Thanks Mom.