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Michael Moore in Conclave, running for Pope
RegisteredMedia ^
| 04.18.05
| Registered
Posted on 04/18/2005 2:38:28 PM PDT by Registered
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: calories; fat; frenchfries; hamburgers; humongous; jennycraig; liberals; moore; obese; pope
Saturday, April 16th, 2005
Wassup?
Friends,
How's it going? Ready for the next step?
Let me know what you've been up to and any ideas you have about what our next move should be (write me at the addresses below).
Meanwhile, I'll be in conclave this week handing out goodie bags and running for pope. Wish me well!
Yours,
Michael Moore
To: Registered
Registered. Strikes again!
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posted on
04/18/2005 2:39:48 PM PDT
by
narby
To: Registered
LOL, another masterpiece. The snack with dripping condiments was a nice touch, too.
To: All
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posted on
04/18/2005 2:40:44 PM PDT
by
Registered
(They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture)
To: Registered
LOL! good job :D Bloatus Fatasrse
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posted on
04/18/2005 2:43:44 PM PDT
by
Echo Talon
(http://echotalon.blogspot.com)
To: Registered
This is too good. But I am holding out for Michael JACKSON for Pope; the only post that could satisify his craving to be loved unconditionally (insert priest jokes here).
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posted on
04/18/2005 2:44:16 PM PDT
by
PandaRosaMishima
(she who tends the Nightunicorn)
To: Registered
ITALIAN POLICE ALERT!!! BE ON GUARD!!!
When the SMOKE comes out of the chimney, all of Rome will get high!
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posted on
04/18/2005 2:45:03 PM PDT
by
sirthomasthemore
(I go to my execution as the King's humble servant, but God's first!)
To: sirthomasthemore
the only smoke will be that of libs blowing smoke up our collective arses.(as they are wont to do)
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posted on
04/18/2005 2:49:48 PM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
(The MRS wanted to go to an expensive place to eat so I took her to the gas station.)
To: Registered
In other news: Michael Moore in Food Court, Running for Chocolate Cake.
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posted on
04/18/2005 3:02:43 PM PDT
by
Thrusher
(Remember the Mog.)
To: Thrusher
In other news: Roto-Rooter lands big Vatican contract.
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posted on
04/18/2005 3:04:25 PM PDT
by
Registered
(They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture)
To: Registered
Mark my word. When the new conservative Pope is named (and I believe it will be a conservative one) the American mainstream media will somehow try to say that the election was stolen. I would not even put it pass them to try and tie W to it. I know it sounds far fetched, but just wait and see.
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posted on
04/18/2005 3:10:24 PM PDT
by
TonyM
(E)
To: Registered
...any ideas you have about what our next move should beI think Moore's "next move" most likely will involve the following:
The only throne he is likely ever to sit on.
To: Registered
Please, not even in jest!
To: Registered
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posted on
04/18/2005 6:52:52 PM PDT
by
sourcery
(Resistance is futile: We are the Blog)
To: Registered
Nah, Michael Moore is not running for Pope. He is too busy working on his next documentary, "Karol & Me", in which he accuses "Cardinal Wojtyla" of having "stolen" the 1978 conclave from the "real" Pope. (Incidentially, Moore did not support the "real" Pope, but instead sided with Andrew Greeley as a fringe "third party" candidate who received 1.5% of the vote)
He has photographic evidence of the anti-abortion lobby bribing Cardinals on Wojtyla's behalf. The photos are heavily airbrushed and doctored, but it's the point that counts.
Incidentially, I find your graphic to be in poor taste.
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posted on
04/18/2005 8:52:44 PM PDT
by
BillyBoy
(Find out the TRUTH about the Chicago Democrat Machine's "Best Friend" in the GOP - www.NOLaHood.com)
To: BillyBoy
Incidentially, I find your graphic to be in poor taste
And what you just posted was? LOL.
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posted on
04/18/2005 8:58:56 PM PDT
by
Registered
(They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture)
To: Registered
Making fun of the outlandish lies in Michael Moore's "documentaries" in one thing. Showing that fat slob with a cigarette and cheeseburger wearing sacred Christian vestments is another.
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posted on
04/18/2005 10:10:58 PM PDT
by
BillyBoy
(Find out the TRUTH about the Chicago Democrat Machine's "Best Friend" in the GOP - www.NOLaHood.com)
To: BillyBoy
Where is the Christian aspect to the vestments? Identify the Christian elements for me.
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posted on
04/18/2005 10:21:30 PM PDT
by
Registered
(They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture)
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