Nah, Michael Moore is not running for Pope. He is too busy working on his next documentary, "Karol & Me", in which he accuses "Cardinal Wojtyla" of having "stolen" the 1978 conclave from the "real" Pope. (Incidentially, Moore did not support the "real" Pope, but instead sided with Andrew Greeley as a fringe "third party" candidate who received 1.5% of the vote)
He has photographic evidence of the anti-abortion lobby bribing Cardinals on Wojtyla's behalf. The photos are heavily airbrushed and doctored, but it's the point that counts.
Incidentially, I find your graphic to be in poor taste.