Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross
Wow! You caught me at the very exact few moments I'm going to be online this morning! What a co-inky-dink!
If I could get away to Santa Fe, you could most certainly cry on my shoulder!!
It's not too bad...I'm going up this weekend to see both my mom and the kids, we're going to be housebound for awhile starting next week.
Nana is having a total (right) knee replacement on Monday the 18th and is expected to be nearly 6 weeks in recovery and therapy. I'm going to be home with her for a week and a half after she leaves the hospital, then my youngest and I will tag-team to keep an eye on her for the remaining 4 weeks.
Give that granddaughter hugs from all of us, ok? Piper has been an indescribable joy for us, and I can't imagine grandparents not feeling like us.
Ok, gotta go back to work. See ya later!
Can't wait to send it to a former Marine! Thanks!
Wanna buy a burka?
15 One to change the bulb and 14 others to form a support group
How many union members?
25 YOUGOTA PROBLEM WIDAT!?
My daughter has been to the GHW Bush Library several times. She is very impressed with the research material available. That is one thing she talks about and wants us to go there with her if we have the chance. I hope we can visit it next year, as she will get out for summer in one month.
Has it been washed?
Mornin' Kathy ~ it's in the mid 40's and no rain. :)
{{HUGS}}
No we never did get any rain. we coud sure use some. Hopefully we'll get some this weekend. We'll see what happens.
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight from L.A. to New York. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains how the game works: "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice-versa."
Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer. "Okay, how about this, if you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He take out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour of searching for the answer he finally gives up.
He wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
Again without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
I missed your reply earlier. I am busy working today and just jump onto FR here and there. I just now saw this so "Hi back @ U"!!!
Ok..Kerry joke..
You see the pictures in the paper today of John Kerry windsurfing? He's at his home in Nantucket this week, doing his favorite thing, windsurfing. Even his hobby depends on which way the wind blows." —Jay Leno
Happy Tuesday Everyone!!! How is everybody doing???
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You will have trouble with the telephone, in which, no matter what number you call, you reach "Mo's Leather Emporium." Don't take it lightly.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
E-coli. It's what's for dinner!
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Today you will rush around in a tizzy. It will be sort of fun, actually, since the tizzy handles well, and has more than enough power to make an exciting ride.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You'll feel a little tired and run down, today. Just a hunch, but that could explain those tire tracks on your shirt, as well...
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Today you will discover a strange-looking thing in your underwear drawer. Best not to tell anyone.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will take a wrong turn, today, and become hopelessly lost. Eventually you will start a new life in Minnesota, along with all the other people who have little sense of direction. It'll be ok, providing you like tuna casserole.
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Do not leave home without a ball of twine, today. You won't actually need it, but it'll make you feel better to be prepared.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Fortune will smile upon you today. Actually, it's more of a smirk.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Go nowhere without a flotation device, for a few days. You never know.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Remember - every cloud has a silver lining, and every problem is an opportunity in disguise. So next time you see a problem, just imagine it without the fake nose and glasses.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
You'll find a penny when you are out for a walk. Surprisingly, it will be the key to a wonderful change in your life. The trick is just to figure out what you can do with a penny, these days.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Good day to call an old friend, and reminisce. (It turns out to be much much harder to reminisce with a new friend.)
You got that right! LOL! Well, it's time to go eat lunch and then get ready for *shudder* work. See everyone tonight! Y'all have fun! I'm sure there'll be many more cute jokes to read by the time I get home!
Good One!
Here's another:
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you
Have a great day at work!
See you tonight!
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