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Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross
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Morning,Star!
BIG GRIN!!
Thank you. I made it up on my very own. (Of course, I was recovering from surgery at the time and doped to the gills, but, it just came to me and I couldn't stop laughing, no matter how bad it hurt!!)
I thought for a minute ya'll were fixin' to talke about me. LOL
He he he!! Then we're equally offended I suppose!
I'll be seeing you in the morning!
Hugs
At a French airport...
A group of American retired teachers recently went to France on a tour. Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, was part of the tour group.
At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."
The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible!" barked the officer. "Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France."
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."
Good morning Mrs.N!
I gotta do something productive around here!! Laughing my behind off is NOT getting the dishes washed or the laundry done! He he he!
Subject: A Week In Hell
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...
Demon: How ya doin'?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin man?
Guy: Sure I love to drink.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, you name it...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great.
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!
Demon: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out.
Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Demon: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever...If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead
anyhow.
Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can
do all the drugs you want you're dead -- who cares!
O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!
Demon: You gay?
Guy: No....
Demon: "Ooooh," (grimaces) "You're gonna hate Fridays."
LOL! Those frenchies are such weinies.
Now that is fantastic!!
God Bless him!
Stevie Ray Vaughan - Life By The Drop
free dixie,sw
Morning,LUV!
Just in time for a refill of hot black coffee with Kathy and that's No Joke!
{{HUGS}}
Good morning, Diva!!!
Wonderful article, thank you.
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