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Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005
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Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross
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To: Cowman
Years ago I sold video cameras for a firm. One couple came in and wanted to buy a camera to video the birth of their child.
The man said that it made sense because they video taped the conception too.....the wife didn't think it was funny. I covered for him, saying "good joke!"
521
posted on
04/12/2005 7:48:36 AM PDT
by
Loud Mime
(Liberals believe in their good; a good that is void of honesty and character)
To: blackie; USAF_TSgt; Old Sarge; tomkow6; darkwing104; Colonel_Flagg; E.G.C.; ...
522
posted on
04/12/2005 7:48:50 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
To: cedarswingman
Good morning, cedar!!
LOL
Nice to see you!!
To: bentfeather
What goes "Vroom...screech...vroom...screech...vroom...screech?"
A blonde at a flashing red light.
524
posted on
04/12/2005 7:49:10 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(...................hot DOG!........)
To: MeekOneGOP
Good morning, Meekie. Thanks for my cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows. Another day of melting when it warms up a bit. Hit 50°F yesterday, and probably today too.
525
posted on
04/12/2005 7:51:18 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
To: Lando Lincoln
Lando! I am glad to see you! It is:
Have a great day!
To: Diva Betsy Ross
The town I come from is so country that they had to cancel the Parade of Homes when the lead trailer got a flat tire.
To: Mr.Poohbear
Good morning, Mrs. Pooh!!
Mrs. Pooh, I had to post this to your hubby we can't find you!!
To: Straight Vermonter
Hey SV! Thanks for the joke!
To: CelticLass
I had a good weekend and yes I enjoyed Uncleshag's Sunday show!
I've been ROTF a couple of times already,so I would say I am enjoying it!
LOL.
HUGS back at you!
To: rlmorel
Welcome to the Canteen where we honor our troops, our veterans, their families, and our allies every day. We are here 24(mostly)/7/365 to provide a place for our military to stop in, pull up a chair, and enjoy a joke, hear a song (requests taken), read some history, enjoy a cyber meal (no calories), hear about our families lives, join in the silliness, and just relax.
531
posted on
04/12/2005 7:54:16 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
To: StarCMC
Morning Star*!
To: WestPoint90
Hehee! Welcome to the Canteen!
To: bentfeather
Good to see you. Hope you are having a Blessed day.
534
posted on
04/12/2005 7:55:48 AM PDT
by
cedarswingman
(One man with courage makes a majority)
To: Kathy in Alaska
Good Morning Ma. Thanks for the coffee.
535
posted on
04/12/2005 7:56:44 AM PDT
by
cedarswingman
(One man with courage makes a majority)
To: Kathy in Alaska
Top of the mornin to you! I though I had missed you for the day. Coffee looks good, smells good, and I hope it tastes good. LOL
Tis lots of laughter goin on in the canteen. I have a hard time keeping a straight face (whatever that is).
Hugs!
536
posted on
04/12/2005 7:56:57 AM PDT
by
CelticLass
(WelshLass is now CelticLass)
To: The Mayor
Good morning, Mayor, and thanks for the fresh coffee and inspiration for our troops and friends. Hope Mrs Mayor is feeling better and better.
537
posted on
04/12/2005 7:57:22 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
To: cedarswingman
So far- so good. Sun is out today!! Temps are on the cool side.
You doing still doing clean up??
To: tomkow6
Why do blonds drive BMWs?
Because they can spell it. 
To: cedarswingman
Good morning, cedar.
540
posted on
04/12/2005 7:59:23 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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