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Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005
Canteen funny guys

Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross

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To: Arrowhead1952

Isn't it wonderful to see over 40,000 kids in one place who are outgoing, well-behaved, funny, high-spirited and committed to getting the best education possible? My son is class of '93, and it was the same then. "Howdy" everywhere you go on the campus. I hope your daughter enjoys her stay there as much as our son did. He still misses the closeness everyone had there.


481 posted on 04/12/2005 7:03:29 AM PDT by luvie (Freedom is on the march. Freedom is the birthright and deep desire of every human soul.GWB 3-29-05)
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To: LUV W; CelticLass
Did you hear about the blonde who went to the library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"?

Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.

482 posted on 04/12/2005 7:06:35 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...................hot DOG!........)
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To: cedarswingman
*blush*

Thank You.

483 posted on 04/12/2005 7:07:24 AM PDT by mother22wife21 ( "My super power is dancing" -my five year old daughter)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Hi Tonkin
Hubby says your inlets are treacherous and far apart. You Coasties have some real challenges when you work. Hubby went to school at Cape Disappointment. God Bless!

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484 posted on 04/12/2005 7:11:30 AM PDT by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, past, present and future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: tomkow6

Good morning Bro!! ((HUGS))


485 posted on 04/12/2005 7:12:20 AM PDT by Bethbg79 (God bless our Troops and their families!)
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To: Mrs.Nooseman
LOL, I was coooing over a little baby at Babies R Us, when my daughter came up very distressed. She was almost in tears. She said,"Mommy, Mommy, please don't eat the baby!!" I said, "what are you talking about?"

Tears streaming, she said,"You already have one in your Tummy!"

We had to go home after me and the mom recovered and have a 'talk'. And a big snuggle fest for her being so cute and concerned.

486 posted on 04/12/2005 7:14:15 AM PDT by mother22wife21 ( "My super power is dancing" -my five year old daughter)
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To: tomkow6

ROFLMBO!!!!!!
Thank YOU!!!
That was GREAT!!


487 posted on 04/12/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by mother22wife21 ( "My super power is dancing" -my five year old daughter)
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To: tomkow6

hee-hee-hee!

488 posted on 04/12/2005 7:18:21 AM PDT by luvie (Freedom is on the march. Freedom is the birthright and deep desire of every human soul.GWB 3-29-05)
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To: mother22wife21
That is adorable and very funny!

I am telling you kids come up with the funniest things,when they are little and don't quite know how to formulate their concerns correctly yet!
489 posted on 04/12/2005 7:20:04 AM PDT by Mrs.Nooseman
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To: Arrowhead1952

Morning,Arrow!


490 posted on 04/12/2005 7:23:06 AM PDT by Mrs.Nooseman
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To: tomkow6

Morning, Tom.
Getting even with me are you??
Make you feel better??

491 posted on 04/12/2005 7:24:18 AM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: Mrs.Nooseman
Yes, I am constantly floored by the depth of her empathy. She is so funny too. She has mastered so many of those small muscles in her face to achieve a vast array of facial expressions she's like a living canvas.
492 posted on 04/12/2005 7:25:01 AM PDT by mother22wife21 ( "My super power is dancing" -my five year old daughter)
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To: All

PEACE TRAIN-DOLLY PARTON and LADYSMITH BLACK MAMBAZO

493 posted on 04/12/2005 7:28:37 AM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross (Code pink stinks!)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross

Tell me your favorite joke!





FRANCE


494 posted on 04/12/2005 7:28:56 AM PDT by Valin (The Problem with Reality is the lack of background music)
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To: bentfeather

Morning,Ms.Feather!


495 posted on 04/12/2005 7:30:38 AM PDT by Mrs.Nooseman
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To: Valin

(lol) :]


496 posted on 04/12/2005 7:30:57 AM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross (Code pink stinks!)
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To: Bethbg79

Good mornin', Sis!  Good mornin', Connor!

 


497 posted on 04/12/2005 7:32:02 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...................hot DOG!........)
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To: bentfeather

What does 'XXX' stand for?
Blonds co-signing a note!


498 posted on 04/12/2005 7:32:44 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...................hot DOG!........)
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To: tomkow6

(((HUGS)))


499 posted on 04/12/2005 7:33:00 AM PDT by Bethbg79 (God bless our Troops and their families!)
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To: bentfeather

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in kindergarten; which
one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18.


500 posted on 04/12/2005 7:33:12 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...................hot DOG!........)
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