Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[mother22wife21]

That is so cute!!!!

[Mrs.Nooseman]

ROFLMBO!

Great post!

[tomkow6]

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Thanks! You can use them where you you want to ... Let all the people feel the love! :]

[tomkow6]

I know the feeling.......

[cedarswingman]

Good Morning Mrs.Nooseman

[Mrs.Nooseman]

LOL.

Good Morning,Diva!

[tomkow6]

How does a blond spell 'farm'?
E-I-E-I-O.

[Mrs.Nooseman]

Morning,Cedar!

How are you?

[tomkow6]

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
Third grade

[proud_2_B_texasgal]

good morning!

[CelticLass]

You be sure and let me know when you start having fun. LOL My poor fingers are beginning to feel numb from all the snagging and sharing. LOL

Hugs!

[cedarswingman]

R O F L M B O

[tomkow6]

What's the Blonde's Cheer?
"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....uh, oh well..
I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yeah yeah yeah..."

[Mrs.Nooseman]

Well where were you going?

Are you leaving? I just got here and haven't even had a chance to go through the thread.

I guess I just have to start here since there is to many posts to read!

LOL.

[cedarswingman]

Where did you go to a Jitney Jungle?

[GodBlessUSA]

Glad I stopped being a blond after High school! LOL! :)

[GodBlessUSA]

Well, I always say I'm leaving but can't pull myself away. We are going out to buy a fence today. I'm waiting for my husband to yell, would you get ready already! Then I'll leave. :)

[Cowman]

Someone once said that the best thing about videotaping your wedding is that you can play it backwards an see yourself walking away a free man.

[7thson]

And on that note -

A proctologist comes out of his office trying to write a report. He says "This pen must of ran out of ink." The nurse looks up and starts laughing. "Doctor, you're trying to write with your rectal thermometer." "Damn," he says. "Some a**hole walked out of here with my pen."