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Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross
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Stevie Ray Vaughan - Stang's Swing
Grady Gains - There Is Something on Your Mind
Delbert McClinton - Love Rustler
Back @ all of you too. I am doing my best to get some work done today. My shop has an inspection tomorrow, so must get everything done for that.
Laughter is the best medicine!
You know, you're gonna be in trouble with a lot of ladies for THAT joke - and you even repeated it!!!
So this young teacher has responsibility for teaching retarded children, and also the choir, which she tries to work them into.
A problem arises every afternoon when the children seem to be off the wall, so she broaches the problem to the principal. He asks what they’re eating, and she says that she lets them have a Snickers and a Coke for an afternoon snack.
It’s all the sugar that’s making them hyper, he says, so just give them fruit and a diet drink.
So she followed his advice, and the kids settled right down. She worked them into the choir. This is the origin of the Moron Tab ‘n Apple Choir.
Sounds like you will be busy today! :)
Your daughter's college life sounds like an absolute dream college. My son goes after next year. I'm sad he's older but excited for him and nervous. I would be thrilled if he had that college experience like your daughters! You must of had a fabulous weekend!
Wow. I will keep that in mind when my kiddos are old enough to go to college! I am glad you had a nice visit. Must make you feel proud and relieved that your baby is in a safe place.
Where the heck are you? This is right up your alley! Hope all is well! HUGS!
I bet, since I'm leaving, (but will I really leave. LOL) you will show up. I will catch you later, I hope. This is a funny thread! Yippee it's your Saturday! :)
I always say that I'm so old, I remember before the Internet. You know, "You young kids today have it SO easy. When I was a kid, we didn't have this Internet urban legend email stuff. We had to pass around our urban legends ourselves. We couldn't just email that Mikey died from Pop Rocks and soda... we had to do it the hard way...."
Blonde jokes are the absolute BEST! I'm a blonde and can't get enough of them. This is another good one...
A red head, a brunette, and a blonde are all interviewing with NASA to be an astronaut.
The interviewers ask the red head, "If you could go to any planet which one would you choose and why?" She replies, "I'd really like to go to Saturn. I want to study and find out all I can about the rings surrounding the planet."
Next the interviewers spoke to the brunette. They asked her the same questions "If you could go to any planet which one would you choose and why?" The brunette replied, "I would choose Mars. Its so huge and vast and we know so little about it. I'm interested in studying Mars first hand."
Finally the interviewers speak with the blonde. They asked her the same question, "If you could go to any planet which one would you go to and why?" Well the blonde thought about this for a bit then she said "I'd go the sun." This shocked the interviewers and they sputtered "WHAT?!?!?! You can't go to the sun...You'd be burned alive!" The blonde rolls her eyes at them and says "well DUH! I'd go at night!"
When her son entered college, his mother wrote the supervisor in his dorm, asking him to keep an eye on her son, to make sure he stayed clean, wore clean underwear, ate well, didn't hang around with the wrong crowd, got enough sleep, etc., "because this is the first time he's been away from home except for four years in the Marine Corps."
Hey Diva!!!
(((((((DIVA))))))))
Now that ain't no joke. LOL
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FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
That's the sound they make when they hit bottom.
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