Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[Diva Betsy Ross]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~ Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me? I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times! Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here **** Slogan Generator Here **** A Very Funny WebSite Here **** Experiments for Hostess Twinkies **** USO Public Service Announcement **** Are we having fun yet?? Hope so! Support Our Troops Rally Ohio **** Motorcycle News **** Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops! **** Free Video Conferencing online for Troops **** Movies Released April 2005 **** Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops **** Tribute to Our Troops **** Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE! "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)

[cedarswingman]

Morning to you E.G.C.

More rain today here. How about you?

[cedarswingman]

Top of the Morning Fawnn. That is funny.

[GodBlessUSA]

Hi CelticLass!

[CelticLass]

You should be ashamed of yourself...telling us about today being your Friday and off to the beach you'll be goin. LOL How do you expect to have fun without all the canteeners being with you? hahahaha

Did you know the blonde jokes are my favorites? I've 3 blonde sisters and I love to share the jokes with them (and they collect and save them).

Hugs!

[GodBlessUSA]

Hi Cedar
How are you? I haven't see you in a while. I hope all is wonderful! :) Did you get that yard work done?

[tomkow6]

A man walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied, "I got shingles."
She said, "Fill out this form and supply your name, address, medical insurance number. When you're done, please take a seat."
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, "I got shingles."
So she took down his height, weight, and complete medical history, then said, "Change into this gown and wait in the examining room."
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, "I got shingles."
So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told him to wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles."
The doctor gave him a full-cavity examination, and then said, "I just checked you out thoroughly, and I can't find shingles anywhere. " The man replied, "They're outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"

[CelticLass]

Tis true, and best if you can tell the joke before laughing over it (something I find myself doing at times). LOL Hugs!

[cedarswingman]

LOL. Very true.

[CelticLass]

Hello my friend! Tis grand to see "GodBlessUSA" anytime. LOL

Hugs!

[tomkow6]

How did the blond explain how her helicopter crashed?

She said it was getting cold, so she turned off the ceiling fan.

[cedarswingman]

Thank you. How are you today.

[CelticLass]

Beachn! Where art thou?

[GodBlessUSA]

Hello Diva

Funny thread! Thanks for Elvis! He does that song beautifully.

[tomkow6]

Why did the blond quit her job as a restroom attendant?

She couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.

[cedarswingman]

Hey Tom, I'm still laughing about the birthday guy "sitting on the couch naked."

[GodBlessUSA]

Ha! I have to do that joke to my hubby. :)

[tomkow6]

Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones.

One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers.

Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!

[cedarswingman]

More Rain

[tomkow6]

What's the advantage of being married to a blond?
You can park in handicapped zones.

[tomkow6]

mine