Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[Diva Betsy Ross]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~ Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me? I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times! Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here **** Slogan Generator Here **** A Very Funny WebSite Here **** Experiments for Hostess Twinkies **** USO Public Service Announcement **** Are we having fun yet?? Hope so! Support Our Troops Rally Ohio **** Motorcycle News **** Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops! **** Free Video Conferencing online for Troops **** Movies Released April 2005 **** Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops **** Tribute to Our Troops **** Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE! "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)

[NYTexan]

Earthquakes? Things a shakin' yer way? *L*

BTTT

[mylife]

Indian Summer In reverse ;)

[laurenmarlowe]

Had one of those too, LOL! Ran the vacuum cleaner alot, that put him to sleep pretty quickly, and drove around in the country with him so he would sleep and I had a few moments of peace.

[duck duck goose]

wonderful and you??

[mylife]

Yup! were onboard now! Thaks for the test of the FR Pingerooski system

[JusPasenThru]

For future reference.

[Bethbg79]

LOL! Es todo puente!

[laurenmarlowe]

LOL! I sit here in a swivel chair, and someday I'm gonna fly right out of it!

[mylife]

I had to drive Carl thru the mountains at 2 am each night.

I would go to Mc Do Do's gets 2 cheeseburgs and a fry and drive... he'd pass out like a stone Id get home 3.. 330 pick him up and he'd start squalin half way from the truck to the house L0L :)

[duck duck goose]

ok ms. kathy is the goose...
not ms diva-roo, and not you, but ms. kathy!!!!

[HiJinx]

Didn't they call the Germans who continued to snipe at US Forces the 'Werewolves'?

[Kathy in Alaska]

Welcome to the Canteen, CitizenM, and thanks for your joke.

[laurenmarlowe]

Very well duck, thank you!

It's nice to see you. Just enjoying our fine Spring evening here in North Texas.

OKAY! Kathy gets to be the goose, LOL!

[mylife]

Thanks for the feedback.

I sometimes dont realize the pinger is busted

[Kathy in Alaska]

Welcome to the Canteen, Rapunzel. Thanks for the deer story.

[Soaring Feather]

Prayers offered for Nanna.

May Nanna, heal well and completely and return to her loving family free from pain.


Amen

[evangmlw]

One golfer was telling another about his golf outting with his wife. He say's we were on the #3 hole par four, I teed off and my ball landed just behind an old shed, which was blocking my second shot to the green. As I studied the situation I noticed a couple of missing boards, and attempted to make my second shot through the old shack. I drew back, whacked the ball which hit the shed, bounced back, hit my wife in the head and knocked her out cold. "What did you do replied the golfer's friend?" Double-bogeyed!

[mylife]

Yes Jinxy the hard core Germans were called "werewolves" and they used terrorist tactics

[Kathy in Alaska]

Kidlet.....#1050 and #1100!!

[Bethbg79]

Mine swivels and leans back. I've been on my butt before. LOL