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Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005
Canteen funny guys

Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces.

Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today!

You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time.

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business

Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~

Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me?

I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times!

Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here

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Slogan Generator Here

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A Very Funny WebSite Here

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Experiments for Hostess Twinkies

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USO Public Service Announcement

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Are we having fun yet?? Hope so!

Support Our Troops Rally Ohio

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Motorcycle News

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Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops!

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Free Video Conferencing online for Troops

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Movies Released April 2005

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Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops

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Tribute to Our Troops

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Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE!

"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."

AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)



TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 229; jokes; military; supportourtroops
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Kathy in Alaska; Fawnn; bentfeather; HiJinx; tomkow6; Radix; Spotsy; ...



DJ SUNSHINE!

The Music Continues....

Genre: Bagpipe Lovin People!
You know who you are out there.

Barachois - Reel Des Narcisse

 


 

1,061 posted on 04/12/2005 7:24:50 PM PDT by MoJo2001 (Proud To Be The Canteen Slacker! We're Few! We're Proud! We're Slackers! WooHoo!)
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To: Bethbg79

Sweet bethy!!

So nice to see you!!


*HUGS*


1,062 posted on 04/12/2005 7:25:02 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: laurenmarlowe

Its beautiful right now isnt it Hon?

The fish are jumpin and it warm all day a purrfect cool at night


1,063 posted on 04/12/2005 7:25:07 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Bethbg79

I feel so....USED!


1,064 posted on 04/12/2005 7:25:53 PM PDT by StarCMC (It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden; it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: 2ndreconmarine

LMAO!
I received this in my Inbox not too long ago, but I think I deleted it. Thank you so much for posting it. I have a few folks that I'd like to send it on to.
THank you so much!!
*HUGS*


1,065 posted on 04/12/2005 7:26:06 PM PDT by MoJo2001 (Proud To Be The Canteen Slacker! We're Few! We're Proud! We're Slackers! WooHoo!)
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To: MoJo2001; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub

OK, my second joke.

What is the difference between the Marine Corps and the Boy Scouts??

The Boy Scouts have adult leadership.


1,066 posted on 04/12/2005 7:26:15 PM PDT by 2ndreconmarine
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To: 2ndreconmarine

L0L

You know I asked for a reglation "high and tight" haircut per marine regs while in the navy in the 80s and they tried to write me up for EXTREME L0L


1,067 posted on 04/12/2005 7:27:35 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Raffus
Welcome to the Canteen, Raffus, and thanks to your hubby for his service to America.


1,068 posted on 04/12/2005 7:28:15 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: MoJo2001

Dats vey nice Ms DJ L0L

Ive never heard this band


1,069 posted on 04/12/2005 7:29:07 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Thanks so much ma for the pipes. Just love them.

*HUGS*


1,070 posted on 04/12/2005 7:29:21 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: MoJo2001

*HUGS Back*

I sometimes worry that some Airforce guy is going to get mad at the jokes. Fortunately, they can't find me!!!!

Also, I once trained with the Airforce PJs doing mountain survival training and they kicked my b*tt!!


1,071 posted on 04/12/2005 7:29:28 PM PDT by 2ndreconmarine
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To: bentfeather

You too! ((HUGS)) :-)


1,072 posted on 04/12/2005 7:30:05 PM PDT by Bethbg79 (God bless our Troops and their families!)
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To: StarCMC

LOL! OOOPS! hehehee


1,073 posted on 04/12/2005 7:30:41 PM PDT by Bethbg79 (God bless our Troops and their families!)
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To: MoJo2001; MS.BEHAVIN

Whats that called?

"aint I grand"?


1,074 posted on 04/12/2005 7:30:56 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: 2ndreconmarine

I would never reveal your whereabouts.
Why? You're a Marine. Hello?
You just have some of the nicest uniforms known to civilization. Hehe!


1,075 posted on 04/12/2005 7:31:07 PM PDT by MoJo2001 (Proud To Be The Canteen Slacker! We're Few! We're Proud! We're Slackers! WooHoo!)
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To: mylife
and they tried to write me up for EXTREME

That's funny!!

1,076 posted on 04/12/2005 7:31:27 PM PDT by 2ndreconmarine
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To: mylife

These folks were performing at a Prince Edwards Island event and one of my friends sent me information about them. Of course, they never told me what type of music because they know I'm allergic to anything Celtic. LOL!


1,077 posted on 04/12/2005 7:32:25 PM PDT by MoJo2001 (Proud To Be The Canteen Slacker! We're Few! We're Proud! We're Slackers! WooHoo!)
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To: MoJo2001

Please do me a favor and check your Freepmail. If you don't I'll have to call you! LOL!


1,078 posted on 04/12/2005 7:33:53 PM PDT by StarCMC (It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden; it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: 2ndreconmarine

Its true! L0L


1,079 posted on 04/12/2005 7:33:54 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: StarCMC

That's okay! The boys don't have school tomorrow. Hehe!


1,080 posted on 04/12/2005 7:35:18 PM PDT by MoJo2001 (Proud To Be The Canteen Slacker! We're Few! We're Proud! We're Slackers! WooHoo!)
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