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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- John Kerry relied on info from the ONION for his voter irregularities BS
Larry Elder show | 4-11-05 | dfu

Posted on 04/11/2005 3:17:52 PM PDT by doug from upland

This is just too good. Larry Elder was just talking about John Kerry and his whining claims of voter irregularities that cost him the election. After all, he just had to turn around 60,000 votes in Ohio and we would have a first lady telling people to shove it from the White House.

One of Kerry's claims is that messages were being given to DemocRAT voters that Republicans vote on Tuesday and RATS on Wednesday. Well, John, it was not a dirty trick. The info was satire and published in . . . . . . . . . . THE ONION!

Yes, Kerry is relying on a satirical piece to claim something that didn't happen. Good grief. We are so lucky that this idiot and traitor is not residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.


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KEYWORDS: fakemedals; gigolo; girlyman; idiot; kerry; kerrydefeat; larryelder; loser; nitwit; onion; terazyazketchupboy; traitor
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To: All

Thanks for the laugh of the day!!


21 posted on 04/11/2005 3:27:34 PM PDT by duck duck goose (Happy Monday ALL!!!)
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To: doug from upland

Such a bright, intelligent, aware and informed man!


22 posted on 04/11/2005 3:27:53 PM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: doug from upland

The gigolo is out of touch with reality!


23 posted on 04/11/2005 3:28:39 PM PDT by ol' hoghead ( you're a democrat?...............That's so cute.)
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To: doug from upland
A John Kerry presidency would have been a continuous script from the Onion.
26 posted on 04/11/2005 3:29:34 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland
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To: doug from upland
Quite true. Actually, a widespread email gag, documented on snopes.

So old...has dinosaur crap on it...

Origins: Oh boy, this one is almost as funny as those photocopied "rules" about employees only being allowed to use the bathroom on alternate days (depending upon the first letters of their last names) that popped up on workplace bulletin boards all over the country when an odd-even gas rationing scheme was instituted during the 1979 oil crisis. We'd like to think nobody is foolish enough to fall for something so obviously phony, but then we recall all the people who asked us whether the message about Billy the Burlap Boy was genuine.

27 posted on 04/11/2005 3:29:46 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (© 2005, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
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To: prairiebreeze; onyx; Texasforever; CyberAnt; BigSkyFreeper; Tamzee; mrs tiggywinkle; EllaMinnow; ...

Could Kerry really be this stupid?


29 posted on 04/11/2005 3:30:41 PM PDT by Mo1 ("Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it" ~ Pope John Paul II)
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To: doug from upland
No, no, no... it really happened! The Onion and Scrappleface are part of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy and they printed a satirical story about this to confuse us all and make us think it was untrue. Don't you know -- Diebold owns the apartment building of the guy who runs the Onion and a guy who once worked as a janitor for an independent contractor that did business in the 1980s with Halliburton now works for Mr. Scrappleface himself -- the inventor of Scrappleface.

The election was stolen but the media won't cover it because they are all members of these things called "corporations" which are trying to take over the world by sending out the black helicopters to eat the brain of anyone who finds out the truth, so you have to wear a tin-foil hat to ward off the "laser" beams from the secret space satellites put up by NASA to make sure we consume enough petroleum-based products every year to finance the coming invasion from Mars.

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
30 posted on 04/11/2005 3:34:14 PM PDT by Thrusher (Remember the Mog.)
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To: Mo1

Si!


31 posted on 04/11/2005 3:34:14 PM PDT by null and void (innocent, incapacitated, inconvenient, and insured - a lethal combination for Terri...)
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To: Mo1

Do you need to ask?


32 posted on 04/11/2005 3:34:55 PM PDT by Fatalist
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To: Mamzelle

It matters not, he is a Dem, and the Dems run all NY media.

And this country is run by the NY Dem media.


33 posted on 04/11/2005 3:35:04 PM PDT by roses of sharon
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To: Mo1

I'm speechless. But not laugh-less, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


34 posted on 04/11/2005 3:38:07 PM PDT by prairiebreeze (Does my American flag offend you? Dial 1-800-LEAVE THE USA!)
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To: doug from upland

Whats wrong? The Onion is a better source than the NY Times


35 posted on 04/11/2005 3:38:48 PM PDT by woofie
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To: doug from upland

This reminds me of "US Congress will move to Nashville if DC does not build a new Capitol building with rectractable dome" story, also from The Onion.
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/oniondome.html
That one was reprinted by Beijing newspaper which took it seriously.


36 posted on 04/11/2005 3:39:38 PM PDT by AdrianR
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To: Cyber Liberty
Billy the Burlap Boy

One of my favorites!

37 posted on 04/11/2005 3:39:56 PM PDT by lonestar (Me, too!--Weinie)
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To: doug from upland
The Onion is at least as accurate as The Old York Times!! What a Maroon!!!

Pray for W and Our Troops

38 posted on 04/11/2005 3:40:10 PM PDT by bray (Iraq, freed from Saddamn now Pray for Freedom from Mohammad)
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To: Dog
This IS Hugh!


39 posted on 04/11/2005 3:40:52 PM PDT by JOE6PAK ("Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.")
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