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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- John Kerry relied on info from the ONION for his voter irregularities BS
Larry Elder show | 4-11-05 | dfu

Posted on 04/11/2005 3:17:52 PM PDT by doug from upland

This is just too good. Larry Elder was just talking about John Kerry and his whining claims of voter irregularities that cost him the election. After all, he just had to turn around 60,000 votes in Ohio and we would have a first lady telling people to shove it from the White House.

One of Kerry's claims is that messages were being given to DemocRAT voters that Republicans vote on Tuesday and RATS on Wednesday. Well, John, it was not a dirty trick. The info was satire and published in . . . . . . . . . . THE ONION!

Yes, Kerry is relying on a satirical piece to claim something that didn't happen. Good grief. We are so lucky that this idiot and traitor is not residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.


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1 posted on 04/11/2005 3:17:55 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

No. Is this really true, or is it a parody?


2 posted on 04/11/2005 3:19:09 PM PDT by Mamzelle
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To: doug from upland

This is series.


3 posted on 04/11/2005 3:19:10 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: doug from upland

LMAO!!!


4 posted on 04/11/2005 3:19:42 PM PDT by Paul_Denton (Get the UN out of the US and US out of the UN!)
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To: doug from upland

Get outta here!


5 posted on 04/11/2005 3:19:56 PM PDT by leadpenny
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To: anniegetyourgun

This is HUGH.


6 posted on 04/11/2005 3:20:23 PM PDT by Dog
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To: doug from upland

Fake But Accurate


8 posted on 04/11/2005 3:21:01 PM PDT by Lekker 1 ("There is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will ever be attainable"- Albert Einstein)
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To: doug from upland
This story sounds like the Onion to me... Oh wait, it is knocking Kerry, well can't be the Onion then...

Cheers,

CSG

9 posted on 04/11/2005 3:21:17 PM PDT by CompSciGuy ("At 20 years of age the will reigns, at 30 the wit, at 40 the judgment." -- Ben Franklin)
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To: doug from upland
"Leaflets are handed out saying Democrats vote on Wednesday, Republicans vote on Tuesday.

He said it.....LOL!

11 posted on 04/11/2005 3:22:01 PM PDT by Dog
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To: Darkwolf377

After Larry talked about it on his show, I did a search and posted it above.


12 posted on 04/11/2005 3:22:56 PM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: doug from upland
Hmmmmm. Heinz Corporation. Condiments. Relish.

We can TRUST the Onion.

13 posted on 04/11/2005 3:24:02 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: CompSciGuy
"At 20 years of age the will reigns, at 30 the wit, at 40 the judgment."

At 50, the bunions.

14 posted on 04/11/2005 3:24:02 PM PDT by Hi Heels ("Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927)
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To: doug from upland

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahhhahahaha-breath-hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!


15 posted on 04/11/2005 3:24:08 PM PDT by tiredoflaundry (If you want to have a good time, you have to have a good watch!)
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To: doug from upland
ROFL!!

No wonder he was trying to reestablish his role as Attack Dog at the Senate hearings of John Bolton today.!!!!!
16 posted on 04/11/2005 3:24:29 PM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach (This tagline no longer operative....floated away in the flood of 2005 ,)
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To: doug from upland

A link to the Onion article and to a news report of Kerry's comments are desperately needed here.


17 posted on 04/11/2005 3:25:02 PM PDT by Plutarch
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To: doug from upland
J. Fraud Kerry had big plans for the White House:


18 posted on 04/11/2005 3:25:06 PM PDT by GaltMeister (“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”)
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To: doug from upland

Well, these email "jokes" have been going on as long as... well, since there has been email.


19 posted on 04/11/2005 3:25:52 PM PDT by Dustin Hawkins (dustinmhawkins.com)
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To: doug from upland
Of course he may have outed an intelligence agent's name today./...serious deal that>>>>

See this:

John Bolton ~ Senate Foreign Relations hearing [9:30am est] (Live Thread)

20 posted on 04/11/2005 3:27:17 PM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach (This tagline no longer operative....floated away in the flood of 2005 ,)
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