*** Our 2nd Quarter '05 FReepathon is Underway!! Thread No. 2!! ***

Oh, why don't they have real classes like these for men (HeeHeeHee)???

Evening Classes for Men!

Starting this month!!

Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept

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1. HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS.

Step by step with slide presentation.

2. TOILET PAPER: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion.

3: DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE FLOOR.

Practicing with hamper. Pictures and graphics.

4. THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY

INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among panel of experts.

5. LOSS OF VIRILITY: LOSING THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT

OTHER.

Help line and support groups.

6. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT

PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.

Open forum.

7. HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.

Power Point presentation.

8. REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.

Real-life testimonial from the one man who did.

9. IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation.

10. LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR

WIFE.

Role playing.

11. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

12. REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND

CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.

Bring your calendar or PDA to class.

13. GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME.

Individual counselors available

Well, guys, I guess that answers that! Posted earlier:

The original has some text I'm not certain can be posted. This is the clean one which is better, anyway:

Something similiar happened to me before...I had just sold my car and got another...I saw what I thought was my car when I came out of the store...Looked identical to my old car!!

Climbed in the drivers seat, noticed it looked different! OOPS!!!!

Thank you for fixing the picture. It was the only one I could find.

Love that story!

I live in Florida and can definitely picture it happening here.

I got a kick out of it! Poor boys though!!

BBL...gotta go get my boy from school and take him to therapy.

Thank you for fixing the picture. It was the only one I could find.

It was my lack of confidence over posting practices.

Q2 2005 Scoreboard -- ranked by total receipts

Rank	Location	Receipts	Donors/Avg		Freepers/Avg		Monthlies
1	California	$1,507.00	42	$35.88	2,287	$0.66	$1,574.56	109
2	Texas	1,445.00	28	51.61	1,952	0.74	1,087.00	67
3	Pennsylvania	975.00	22	44.32	659	1.48	360.00	25
4	Virginia	745.00	17	43.82	735	1.01	505.50	28
5	New Jersey	690.00	15	46.00	438	1.58	239.00	13
6	Illinois	585.00	11	53.18	582	1.01	457.00	24
7	Florida	585.00	20	29.25	1,081	0.54	758.00	48
8	New York	497.39	14	35.53	855	0.58	415.50	28
9	Maryland	460.00	15	30.67	417	1.10	373.00	19
10	Missouri	455.00	10	45.50	418	1.09	128.00	12
11	Louisiana	450.00	5	90.00	230	1.96	65.00	7
12	Ohio	425.00	11	38.64	587	0.72	642.25	22
13	Wisconsin	385.00	14	27.50	308	1.25	168.00	13
14	Armed Forces - Europe	360.00	1	360.00			10.00	1
15	Connecticut	345.00	6	57.50	218	1.58	45.00	5
16	Arizona	325.00	8	40.62	471	0.69	160.50	12
17	Tennessee	320.00	9	35.56	386	0.83	108.00	12
18	Minnesota	280.00	6	46.67	320	0.88	130.00	10
19	Oregon	255.00	7	36.43	273	0.93	85.00	6
20	Mississippi	240.00	4	60.00	135	1.78	57.00	5
21	Washington	225.00	7	32.14	556	0.40	325.00	20
22	Alabama	215.00	6	35.83	280	0.77	395.00	21
23	South Carolina	200.00	5	40.00	245	0.82	93.00	8
24	Colorado	200.00	6	33.33	379	0.53	140.00	10
25	Massachusetts	185.00	11	16.82	356	0.52	225.00	14
26	Indiana	185.00	5	37.00	346	0.53	80.00	9
27	North Carolina	180.00	9	20.00	576	0.31	478.00	31
28	Maine	175.00	4	43.75	107	1.64	10.00	1
29	Michigan	155.00	8	19.38	475	0.33	135.00	12
30	Kentucky	140.00	4	35.00	223	0.63	20.00	2
31	Hawaii	125.00	4	31.25	66	1.89	15.00	2
32	Montana	120.00	2	60.00	53	2.26	333.33	1
33	South Korea	115.00	2	57.50	7	16.43	20.00	2
34	Georgia	110.00	5	22.00	587	0.19	330.00	20
35	Canada	100.00	2	50.00	242	0.41
36	Kansas	80.00	5	16.00	209	0.38	60.00	4
37	Oklahoma	70.00	2	35.00	242	0.29	137.00	9
38	Rhode Island	70.00	2	35.00	44	1.59	10.00	1
39	Nevada	60.00	3	20.00	138	0.43	110.00	5
40	Utah	55.00	3	18.33	113	0.49	90.00	4
41	Iowa	50.00	1	50.00	163	0.31	35.00	2
42	Arkansas	50.00	1	50.00	173	0.29	25.00	2
43	Idaho	50.00	1	50.00	118	0.42	35.00	1
44	Chile	50.00	1	50.00	5	10.00
45	Ireland	40.00	2	20.00	31	1.29
46	Panama	25.00	1	25.00	7	3.57
47	New Mexico	25.00	1	25.00	110	0.23	50.00	3
48	Vermont	20.00	2	10.00	39	0.51	76.00	5
49	Wyoming	20.00	1	20.00	34	0.59	30.00	1
50	United Kingdom	20.00	1	20.00	178	0.11	5.00	1
51	Delaware	20.00	1	20.00	34	0.59
52	Sweden	20.00	1	20.00	18	1.11
53	Nebraska	20.00	1	20.00	92	0.22	48.00	4
54	South Dakota	10.00	1	10.00	47	0.21	35.00	3
55	Israel	10.00	1	10.00	41	0.24
	West Virginia						35.00	2
	Armed Forces - Pacific						10.00	1
	Alaska						55.00	2
	Indonesia						20.00	1
Never Never Land		980.00	40	24.50			396.00	29
56 locations total		$15,504.39	417	$37.18	22,255	$0.70	$11,229.64	699

be back laterz

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Hi Howdy to everyone.....

I'll be back later, but for now, consider this thread BUMPED!!!!

Howdy Grammie!

Just in:

$50 from Pennsylvania
$20 from Ohio
$50 from Florida

Thank you Pennsylvania, Ohio and Florida!!

Just in:

$50 from Pennsylvania
$20 from Ohio
$50 from Florida

Thank you Pennsylvania, Ohio and Florida!!

And a Howdy to you too! ;)

Wanna send John over for the day so he can back up my computer and get it ready for Thursday night?

No?

Oh well.

It was worth asking......

Howdy Grammie!

Just in:

$50 from Pennsylvania
$20 from Ohio
$50 from Florida

Thank you Pennsylvania, Ohio and Florida!!

Ain't it?

Great! I can fix it, and host it.
I'll post it for you back here shortly. Deal?? :)

Oh! I see LJ already found it for you. Thanks, LJ! :)

Here is an Architect model of my dream home.