Free Republic 3rd Qtr 2024 Fundraising Target: $81,000 | Receipts & Pledges to-date: $53,208 | |||
| ||||
Woo hoo!! And we're now over 65%!! Thank you all very much!! God bless. |
Posted on 04/05/2005 2:05:00 AM PDT by Mo1
Or use PayPal and send to: jimrob@psnw.com
Or mail your donations to:
Free Republic, LLC
PO Box 9771
Fresno, CA 93794
Thank you all very much!!
Oh, why don't they have real classes like these for men (HeeHeeHee)???
Evening Classes for Men!
Starting this month!!
Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept
a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a discount on
registration.
1. HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS.
Step by step with slide presentation.
2. TOILET PAPER: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion.
3: DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE FLOOR.
Practicing with hamper. Pictures and graphics.
4. THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY
INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among panel of experts.
5. LOSS OF VIRILITY: LOSING THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT
OTHER.
Help line and support groups.
6. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT
PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
Open forum.
7. HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
Power Point presentation.
8. REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Real-life testimonial from the one man who did.
9. IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation.
10. LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR
WIFE.
Role playing.
11. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
12. REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND
CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
Bring your calendar or PDA to class.
13. GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME.
Individual counselors available
|
The original has some text I'm not certain can be posted. This is the clean one which is better, anyway:
Something similiar happened to me before...I had just sold my car and got another...I saw what I thought was my car when I came out of the store...Looked identical to my old car!!
Climbed in the drivers seat, noticed it looked different! OOPS!!!!
Thank you for fixing the picture. It was the only one I could find.
Love that story!
I live in Florida and can definitely picture it happening here.
I got a kick out of it! Poor boys though!!
BBL...gotta go get my boy from school and take him to therapy.
It was my lack of confidence over posting practices.
|
Dollar-A-Day Club
By contributing at least $30 a month or $360 a year to Free Republic, you can be a member of the Dollar-A-Day Club. You can contribute any combination of monthly and/or onetime contributions by Credit Card, Mail-In Check, Money Order or PayPal to reach this goal. Once a member, you may choose to have your name displayed by Freepmailing us or you may remain anonymous.
|
Hi Howdy to everyone.....
I'll be back later, but for now, consider this thread BUMPED!!!!
Howdy Grammie!
Just in:
$50 from Pennsylvania
$20 from Ohio
$50 from Florida
Thank you Pennsylvania, Ohio and Florida!!
And a Howdy to you too! ;)
Wanna send John over for the day so he can back up my computer and get it ready for Thursday night?
No?
Oh well.
It was worth asking......
Ain't it?
Great! I can fix it, and host it.I'll post it for you back here shortly. Deal?? :)
Oh! I see LJ already found it for you. Thanks, LJ! :)
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.