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DFU/uncleshag SONG: IF YOU'RE LEAVING, STOP THE DRAMA -- download MP3 mocking the opus writers
DFU/Uncleshag productions
| 4-3-05
| Lyrics DFU, Performance Uncleshag
Posted on 04/03/2005 10:43:48 AM PDT by doug from upland
Leaving? Stop the Drama
Lyrics by doug from upland/performed by uncleshag
To the tune of J.Denver's
Leavin' on a Jet Plane
Well, you've had enough...the pouting won't stop
You feel just like your head will pop
You write your opus ungramatically
You give reasons why you are out of here
Too bad your thinking's not very clear
You're hoping that some others will agree
We'll bend over, drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?
If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy.
If there's a thread that flamed you bad
And it had made you very mad
I guess a wussy knows what he must do
You just pack it up and that is that
But please don't forget to take your hat
And, by the way, it looks silly on you!
We'll bend over and drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?
If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy
Find a place that suits you better
Send FReepmail or an email letter
We won't respond...'cause your account's been banned
You're an egomaniac
Sometimes we think you've been on crack
I guess this song's not what you had planned
We'll bend over, drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?
If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy...
So leave and stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy...
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: adios; autozot; begone; buttcheeks; byebye; dfuisanazi; freerepublic; opus; seeya; whiner; wussy
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To: Brad's Gramma
Done....
I've been Freepathoned.
101
posted on
04/03/2005 1:40:49 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Success doesn't "happen." It is organized, preempted, captured, by consecrated common sense.)
To: doug from upland
102
posted on
04/03/2005 1:40:57 PM PDT
by
StarCMC
(It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden; it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
To: doug from upland
No wonder I have seen promo's for it everywhere!
103
posted on
04/03/2005 1:42:07 PM PDT
by
luvie
(Freedom is on the march. Freedom is the birthright and deep desire of every human soul.GWB 3-29-05)
To: doug from upland
Here's one of those thousands of butt cheeks:
104
posted on
04/03/2005 1:46:57 PM PDT
by
HighWheeler
("Would I turn on the gas if my pal Mugsy were in there?" "Ehhh, ye might rabbit, ye might." ~ Bugs)
To: doug from upland
105
posted on
04/03/2005 1:49:14 PM PDT
by
HighWheeler
("Would I turn on the gas if my pal Mugsy were in there?" "Ehhh, ye might rabbit, ye might." ~ Bugs)
To: Raycpa
People get paid to post? By outside interests? Are they hiring?
106
posted on
04/03/2005 1:53:47 PM PDT
by
Sender
(Team Infidel USA)
To: AZamericonnie
Nah, non-opii don't count. It has to be a declared decision to leave FR because they can't take it anymore.
107
posted on
04/03/2005 1:59:14 PM PDT
by
Sender
(Team Infidel USA)
To: uncleshag; doug from upland
Thank you both for a great laugh. So true, so true.
108
posted on
04/03/2005 2:02:45 PM PDT
by
beandog
(The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
To: beandog
Glad to make the ha-ha's appear, beandog!
109
posted on
04/03/2005 2:04:27 PM PDT
by
uncleshag
(~ If you want on or off this music ping list I'll happily oblige! ~)
To: doug from upland
Will there be a homemade quilt in there? :)
110
posted on
04/03/2005 2:12:16 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(aitch tee tee pea colon 2 slashes dubya dubya dubya dot proud patriots dot org)
To: uncleshag
Na. I just turned 98!
Bwwwwahhhhhhh
111
posted on
04/03/2005 2:12:41 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(aitch tee tee pea colon 2 slashes dubya dubya dubya dot proud patriots dot org)
To: Dashing Dasher
112
posted on
04/03/2005 2:13:02 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(aitch tee tee pea colon 2 slashes dubya dubya dubya dot proud patriots dot org)
To: Brad's Gramma
Those Canteen, Galz!!
Always throwing out the dis-information...
Oh well, older women make
beautiful lover's I heard.
113
posted on
04/03/2005 2:15:18 PM PDT
by
uncleshag
(~ If you want on or off this music ping list I'll happily oblige! ~)
To: Brad's Gramma
114
posted on
04/03/2005 2:21:35 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
To: StarCMC
I am told that the archives of my show last Tuesday on Rightalk Radio may be ready on Tuesday. Then, I just have to figure out how to access them. :)
115
posted on
04/03/2005 2:23:05 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
To: uncleshag
Indeed we do! Ask ANY of the neighbor
never mind.
116
posted on
04/03/2005 2:26:30 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(aitch tee tee pea colon 2 slashes dubya dubya dubya dot proud patriots dot org)
To: doug from upland
YES! I'm thinking YES! There will be a quilt! There will be a scarf and matching mittens and footsie thingys!
You're gonna have The Best Decorated Dog House in the WORLD!
117
posted on
04/03/2005 2:27:23 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(aitch tee tee pea colon 2 slashes dubya dubya dubya dot proud patriots dot org)
To: Brad's Gramma
Nope. If I go the the Doughouse, I get nothing.
118
posted on
04/03/2005 2:28:58 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
To: doug from upland
119
posted on
04/03/2005 2:29:59 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(aitch tee tee pea colon 2 slashes dubya dubya dubya dot proud patriots dot org)
To: doug from upland; uncleshag
120
posted on
04/03/2005 2:34:39 PM PDT
by
international american
(Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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