Here ya go! :-)
Posted on 04/01/2005 7:13:00 PM PST by writer33
I AM LEAVING THIS DEN OF INIQUITY! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU PEOPLE! YOU CALL YOURSELVES COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVES AND THEN GO AND ELECT THE HALLIBURTON PRESIDENT! WORST OF ALL: THERE WAS NONE! THIS PLACE DOESN'T STAND FOR FREE SPEECH AT ALL! I'VE SEEN EXTREME BEFORE, BUT NEVER HAVE I SEEN THE BIGGEST COLLECTION OF LOSERS IN ALL MY LIFE THAN IN THIS ONE PLACE. SO GO ROT LOSERS! YOU DESERVE YOURSELF. YOU AND YOUR WE WENT INTO IRAQ AND FOUND NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION PRESIDENT! I HOPE YOU CAN LIVE WITH THE CHOICE YOU MADE. THE REST OF US ARE BUSY FIGHTING THE EVIL THAT IS ENCROACHING ITSELF UPON THE EARTH! AND THAT EVIL IS FREE REPUBLIC! THE COURTS ARE RIGHT! PERIOD!
Now, for all you lurkers that want to know what a screeching opus is. There it is. Remember when posting: Use either all caps or all lower case letters to make it seem authentic. Always call conservatives fascists and elude to the mistake that we went into Iraq for all the wrong reasons. Also, make sure that you point out that there is no free speech on this forum.
Anyway, that ought to do it. I hope you enjoyed the screeching opus. After all, we're all due for some entertainment after this long, long, mind-numbing week.
Keep up the great work, Free Republic. Support it if you can, because we're establishing a conservative presence across America. Thanks for all that you do and I appreciate every one of you. There's more clear thought on this forum than any I've ever seen.
MAN, NOW YOU HAVE REALLY GONE AND DONE IT!
You take your old opus and hawk somewhere else,Buster.
8^)
Stars and Stripes. Sheesh.
Here ya go! :-)
Oh, yeah. The asterisks are a good idea. Thanks for mentioning that for next time.
"Dude, please don't tell conservatives how to lead their sex lives"
OMG!!! ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks you owe me a new 17" computer monitor and keyboard. I just spit me Coffee all over them when I read that!
(Whips out checklist)
Halliburton - check
no wmds - check
free speech canard - check
ad hominem attacks - check
accusing us of evil - check
Yep, throw in a few swear words and you'd have the perfect DU post. Congratulations, it's so convincing that I actually thought "Oh boy! It's Zot time!" until I sawe your name!!
So take a bow!
[Thunderous Applause]
I was trying to reconcile your personal page with your rant and failing, until I actually looked at this thread.
How could a leftist troll like this lie low for more than a year?
Happy April Fools day.
Thanks, FACLUMember. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
To make your post more believeable, you need more runon sentences. Sprinkling in some comma splices make for a tasty looking piece of zotbait!
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"A BOOK? YOU HAVE A BOOK?
MAN, NOW YOU HAVE REALLY GONE AND DONE IT!"
Yes and I have run of the copies from it's original 50 book printing run.
Writer what did you do with the other 49 copies? ;)
Thanks, RA. Same to you.
Opus 101 for DUmmies??? LOL.
HEY! SUE YUBAN!
I misspelled it twice. It has to do with going from a laptop to my keyboard at home and thinking faster than I'm typing.
"Now go freep Stars and Strips for writing a glowing report on Code Pink protesting outside of Walter Reid."
LOL! Should I warn him what happens when he does that?
Haha! Kudos once again! ;-)
Thanks for the picture, NYT.
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