(Whips out checklist)
Halliburton - check
no wmds - check
free speech canard - check
ad hominem attacks - check
accusing us of evil - check
Yep, throw in a few swear words and you'd have the perfect DU post. Congratulations, it's so convincing that I actually thought "Oh boy! It's Zot time!" until I sawe your name!!
So take a bow!
[Thunderous Applause]
Thanks for the compliment, Killborn. I appreciate it.