Posted on 04/01/2005 7:13:00 PM PST by writer33
I AM LEAVING THIS DEN OF INIQUITY! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU PEOPLE! YOU CALL YOURSELVES COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVES AND THEN GO AND ELECT THE HALLIBURTON PRESIDENT! WORST OF ALL: THERE WAS NONE! THIS PLACE DOESN'T STAND FOR FREE SPEECH AT ALL! I'VE SEEN EXTREME BEFORE, BUT NEVER HAVE I SEEN THE BIGGEST COLLECTION OF LOSERS IN ALL MY LIFE THAN IN THIS ONE PLACE. SO GO ROT LOSERS! YOU DESERVE YOURSELF. YOU AND YOUR WE WENT INTO IRAQ AND FOUND NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION PRESIDENT! I HOPE YOU CAN LIVE WITH THE CHOICE YOU MADE. THE REST OF US ARE BUSY FIGHTING THE EVIL THAT IS ENCROACHING ITSELF UPON THE EARTH! AND THAT EVIL IS FREE REPUBLIC! THE COURTS ARE RIGHT! PERIOD!
Now, for all you lurkers that want to know what a screeching opus is. There it is. Remember when posting: Use either all caps or all lower case letters to make it seem authentic. Always call conservatives fascists and elude to the mistake that we went into Iraq for all the wrong reasons. Also, make sure that you point out that there is no free speech on this forum.
Anyway, that ought to do it. I hope you enjoyed the screeching opus. After all, we're all due for some entertainment after this long, long, mind-numbing week.
Keep up the great work, Free Republic. Support it if you can, because we're establishing a conservative presence across America. Thanks for all that you do and I appreciate every one of you. There's more clear thought on this forum than any I've ever seen.
Ah, you had me going until I saw it was you.
Actually, there was a full moon the other night. I almost started to go off into a rambling mess of nonsense, but even I couldn't fake that lack of intelligence. :)
Oh man, are you wasting Band Width or what??
Someone should fire YOU!
Yeah what's the deal with all the I'm leaving Opus posting going on? Jeeze I got get a few hours sleep and I come back and the crazies have slipped past the jailer.
Happy April Fools Day!
Yeah. Everytime I usually right a commentary that points toward the Constitution or points out liberal stupidity, I get some of those email. Enjoy 'em. I always start laughing when I read 'em.
I had too much narcaine. :)
I dunno.
But there are two or three counter-opii at the moment.
Pretty funny, and come to think of it something new.
Or was it lidocaine? One of those. :)
LOL! You still messed it up, FRiend. You spelled too many words correctly. But, since you are a writer, I'll forgive you. :)
One **CLASSIC** way to **SCREECH** is the **FAMOUS** use of **ALL-CAPS** with **ASTERISK QUOTES**!
This way, one can **MAXIMIZE** the **NUTBAR MOONBAT** impression **SEARED** on the reader's **MIND**.
In Defense of Liberty. My mind and fingers aren't working tonight.
Thanks for the compliment, IGTR.
LOL. Perfect. You captured the utterly insane ranting quality of a National Socialist Hitler, a Communist Pimp-Master Castro, or the typical democrat.
Glad you enjoyed it, Captain.
Ever see the famous photograph of Woody Guthrie... with a sticker on his guitar that said "This machine kills Fascists"... well, HAPPY APRIL FOOLE'S DAY!!!
Did you just misspell it twice?
Or is it really "Libery?"
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