Grab the torches and pitchforks and let's go get those guys.
Posted on 04/01/2005 7:13:00 PM PST by writer33
I AM LEAVING THIS DEN OF INIQUITY! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU PEOPLE! YOU CALL YOURSELVES COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVES AND THEN GO AND ELECT THE HALLIBURTON PRESIDENT! WORST OF ALL: THERE WAS NONE! THIS PLACE DOESN'T STAND FOR FREE SPEECH AT ALL! I'VE SEEN EXTREME BEFORE, BUT NEVER HAVE I SEEN THE BIGGEST COLLECTION OF LOSERS IN ALL MY LIFE THAN IN THIS ONE PLACE. SO GO ROT LOSERS! YOU DESERVE YOURSELF. YOU AND YOUR WE WENT INTO IRAQ AND FOUND NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION PRESIDENT! I HOPE YOU CAN LIVE WITH THE CHOICE YOU MADE. THE REST OF US ARE BUSY FIGHTING THE EVIL THAT IS ENCROACHING ITSELF UPON THE EARTH! AND THAT EVIL IS FREE REPUBLIC! THE COURTS ARE RIGHT! PERIOD!
Now, for all you lurkers that want to know what a screeching opus is. There it is. Remember when posting: Use either all caps or all lower case letters to make it seem authentic. Always call conservatives fascists and elude to the mistake that we went into Iraq for all the wrong reasons. Also, make sure that you point out that there is no free speech on this forum.
Anyway, that ought to do it. I hope you enjoyed the screeching opus. After all, we're all due for some entertainment after this long, long, mind-numbing week.
Keep up the great work, Free Republic. Support it if you can, because we're establishing a conservative presence across America. Thanks for all that you do and I appreciate every one of you. There's more clear thought on this forum than any I've ever seen.
Oh, buy my book, In Defense of Libery so I can support FR more.
Enjoy, Ping!
April Fool's, right?
LOL!!
Is there a full moon?
Yeah. Just joking. I just had to throw another I'm leaving FR Vanity up. Been a lot of them today.
I was fooled for a minute.
Can't we just get it at the Libery?
That was better than some of the lame opuses that actually were opuses posted today.
Glad you enjoyed it.
LOL! The all caps screed! The computer equivalent of cutting different sized letters out of the newspaper and pasting them together to form sentences.
I got a few of those from DUmmie land yesterday myself. If they could have typed in Crayon I thik they would have.
Check your dosage.
Oh, no. I can't believe I misspelled my own book. It doesn't look good for me then. :)
It's Libery. Darn it.
Well done.
Grab the torches and pitchforks and let's go get those guys.
Yeah, coming from you I knew it was in jest and poking fun at the Opus posting going on at the moment.
That's allude not to be critical or anything. Unless you were going for more DUmmy authenticity, they always have some misspellings, typos, and grammatical errors:)
Wow, for a second there, I thought I smelled "zot" in the air.
Thanks for the compliment. Even though I can't spell, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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