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A spanking way to be happy
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| 03/30/05
| By Metro
Posted on 03/30/2005 11:42:45 AM PST by b4its2late
It may sound a bit kinky but everything from depression to alcoholism can be cured with a beating on the bare bottom, scientists claim.
Spanking is more effective than exercise at keeping the blues at bay, say Russian researchers who carried out tests on caning.
They recommend that people receive 30 weekly sessions of 60 of the best. High levels of pain make the body produce endorphins or 'happy chemicals' and this leads to feelings of euphoria.
Endorphins also boost the immune system, release sex hormones and reduce appetite.
Dr Sergei Speransky, who now charges patients £57 for treatment at Novosibirsk Institute of Medicine, said: 'The treatment works. I'm not sadistic, at least not in the classical sense, but I do advocate caning.'
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: exercise; spank; spanking
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To: namsman
101
posted on
03/30/2005 1:41:00 PM PST
by
SW6906
To: b4its2late
@[smiley: Sex: [1/1_4_126]]
102
posted on
03/30/2005 1:50:02 PM PST
by
sabatino28
(God save us all!!!)
To: b4its2late; pissant; TheBigB
That's it!
I'm becoming a Dominatrix!
There seems to be plenty of $$$ in belittling and spanking people.
And, I KNOW I can do that!
103
posted on
03/30/2005 2:07:18 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(I think whoever said "sucker born every minute" over estimated the time frame.)
To: Dashing Dasher; Bella_Bru
BWAHAHAHAHA! TELL me you have that bear, Bella! You have to! :o)
104
posted on
03/30/2005 2:09:40 PM PST
by
TheBigB
("She's the kind of girl you bring home to Mother... if Mother is a cigaretty, retired hooker.")
To: TheBigB
It would be the perfect April Fools' Day Gift!
105
posted on
03/30/2005 2:10:39 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(I think whoever said "sucker born every minute" over estimated the time frame.)
To: Dashing Dasher
If you take both guys and chicks as your clientele, you'll be rich. Except you'll have "stiff" competition in the bay area!
106
posted on
03/30/2005 2:10:45 PM PST
by
pissant
To: Dashing Dasher; StoneColdGOP; TheBigB
Someone needs to buy me that.
I said now.
107
posted on
03/30/2005 2:10:50 PM PST
by
Bella_Bru
(You're about as funny as a case sensitive search engine.)
To: b4its2late
Lotireg spelled backwards...
108
posted on
03/30/2005 2:12:10 PM PST
by
Old Professer
(As darkness is the absence of light, evil is the absence of good; innocence is blind.)
To: b4its2late
And I bet Marta touched on that.
[rimshot]
109
posted on
03/30/2005 2:18:20 PM PST
by
LibertarianInExile
(The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
To: b4its2late
This study was underwritten by the Marquis de Sade Society.
To: Bella_Bru
111
posted on
03/30/2005 2:27:59 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(I think whoever said "sucker born every minute" over estimated the time frame.)
To: b4its2late
Hmmm, I wonder if Eva Longoria needs treatment for depression. I'm available on a volunteer basis. Strictly in the interests of science of course.
112
posted on
03/30/2005 2:48:23 PM PST
by
muir_redwoods
(Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopeckne is walking around free)
To: Miss Behave
[Austin Powers voice]
"Oh be-HAYVE"
113
posted on
03/30/2005 2:52:57 PM PST
by
Pharmboy
("Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God")
To: b4its2late
Should we spank Ted Kennedy?
And other chronic drunk representatives, of course for their own good.
114
posted on
03/30/2005 2:54:50 PM PST
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: RichInOC
How about spanking monkeys...uh, and other lower primates? Will that work?How insensitive of you to refer to our simian cousins as "lower" primates! The Politically Correct term is now "Evolutionarily Challenged".
/sarcasm - I still call 'em damn dirty apes LOL
115
posted on
03/30/2005 3:10:44 PM PST
by
FierceDraka
(The Democratic Party - Aiding and Abetting The Enemies of America Since 1968)
To: hosepipe
Cool. So I get to beat the crap out of random liberals, and when the cops come I can say I was just trying to make them happy!
116
posted on
03/30/2005 3:13:41 PM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green is made of liberals...)
To: GoldCountryRedneck
Gee.. best I'd to print up the business cards and go Pro!! You can be an EBAY Power Seller.
To: b4its2late
Spanking is great for errant children, but methinks these fools have been paddled on the wrong side of their anatomy.
118
posted on
03/30/2005 3:19:55 PM PST
by
JesseHousman
(Execute Mumia Abu-Jamal Today)
To: b4its2late
119
posted on
03/30/2005 3:22:10 PM PST
by
Mercat
(keep me alive at all cost using all technology available until all my loved one's money has run out)
To: Pharmboy
With your pinky
just touching your lips, Pharmboy?
And do I really HAVE to? Dang. Behavin's HARD, I tell ya, HARD. ;-)
120
posted on
03/30/2005 4:12:17 PM PST
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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