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A spanking way to be happy
This is LONDON London Cuts section ^ | 03/30/05 | By Metro

Posted on 03/30/2005 11:42:45 AM PST by b4its2late

It may sound a bit kinky but everything from depression to alcoholism can be cured with a beating on the bare bottom, scientists claim.

Spanking is more effective than exercise at keeping the blues at bay, say Russian researchers who carried out tests on caning.

They recommend that people receive 30 weekly sessions of 60 of the best. High levels of pain make the body produce endorphins or 'happy chemicals' and this leads to feelings of euphoria.

Endorphins also boost the immune system, release sex hormones and reduce appetite.

Dr Sergei Speransky, who now charges patients £57 for treatment at Novosibirsk Institute of Medicine, said: 'The treatment works. I'm not sadistic, at least not in the classical sense, but I do advocate caning.'


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KEYWORDS: exercise; spank; spanking
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To: namsman

Ping! ;o)


101 posted on 03/30/2005 1:41:00 PM PST by SW6906
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To: b4its2late

@[smiley: Sex: [1/1_4_126]]


102 posted on 03/30/2005 1:50:02 PM PST by sabatino28 (God save us all!!!)
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To: b4its2late; pissant; TheBigB
That's it!
I'm becoming a Dominatrix!
There seems to be plenty of $$$ in belittling and spanking people.
And, I KNOW I can do that!


103 posted on 03/30/2005 2:07:18 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (I think whoever said "sucker born every minute" over estimated the time frame.)
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To: Dashing Dasher; Bella_Bru

BWAHAHAHAHA! TELL me you have that bear, Bella! You have to! :o)


104 posted on 03/30/2005 2:09:40 PM PST by TheBigB ("She's the kind of girl you bring home to Mother... if Mother is a cigaretty, retired hooker.")
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To: TheBigB

It would be the perfect April Fools' Day Gift!


105 posted on 03/30/2005 2:10:39 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (I think whoever said "sucker born every minute" over estimated the time frame.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

If you take both guys and chicks as your clientele, you'll be rich. Except you'll have "stiff" competition in the bay area!


106 posted on 03/30/2005 2:10:45 PM PST by pissant
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To: Dashing Dasher; StoneColdGOP; TheBigB

Someone needs to buy me that.

I said now.


107 posted on 03/30/2005 2:10:50 PM PST by Bella_Bru (You're about as funny as a case sensitive search engine.)
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To: b4its2late

Lotireg spelled backwards...


108 posted on 03/30/2005 2:12:10 PM PST by Old Professer (As darkness is the absence of light, evil is the absence of good; innocence is blind.)
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To: b4its2late

And I bet Marta touched on that.

[rimshot]


109 posted on 03/30/2005 2:18:20 PM PST by LibertarianInExile (The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
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To: b4its2late

This study was underwritten by the Marquis de Sade Society.


110 posted on 03/30/2005 2:19:52 PM PST by toothfairy86
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To: Bella_Bru

I saw it first!


111 posted on 03/30/2005 2:27:59 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (I think whoever said "sucker born every minute" over estimated the time frame.)
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To: b4its2late

Hmmm, I wonder if Eva Longoria needs treatment for depression. I'm available on a volunteer basis. Strictly in the interests of science of course.


112 posted on 03/30/2005 2:48:23 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopeckne is walking around free)
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To: Miss Behave
[Austin Powers voice]

"Oh be-HAYVE"

113 posted on 03/30/2005 2:52:57 PM PST by Pharmboy ("Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God")
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To: b4its2late
Should we spank Ted Kennedy?

And other chronic drunk representatives, of course for their own good.
114 posted on 03/30/2005 2:54:50 PM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: RichInOC
How about spanking monkeys...uh, and other lower primates? Will that work?

How insensitive of you to refer to our simian cousins as "lower" primates! The Politically Correct term is now "Evolutionarily Challenged".

/sarcasm - I still call 'em damn dirty apes LOL

115 posted on 03/30/2005 3:10:44 PM PST by FierceDraka (The Democratic Party - Aiding and Abetting The Enemies of America Since 1968)
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To: hosepipe

Cool. So I get to beat the crap out of random liberals, and when the cops come I can say I was just trying to make them happy!


116 posted on 03/30/2005 3:13:41 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green is made of liberals...)
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To: GoldCountryRedneck
Gee.. best I'd to print up the business cards and go Pro!!

You can be an EBAY Power Seller.

117 posted on 03/30/2005 3:17:44 PM PST by af_vet_1981
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To: b4its2late

Spanking is great for errant children, but methinks these fools have been paddled on the wrong side of their anatomy.


118 posted on 03/30/2005 3:19:55 PM PST by JesseHousman (Execute Mumia Abu-Jamal Today)
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To: b4its2late

http://www.asylumstreetspankers.com/

My son's band. He's the blond.


119 posted on 03/30/2005 3:22:10 PM PST by Mercat (keep me alive at all cost using all technology available until all my loved one's money has run out)
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To: Pharmboy
With your pinky just touching your lips, Pharmboy?

And do I really HAVE to? Dang. Behavin's HARD, I tell ya, HARD. ;-)

120 posted on 03/30/2005 4:12:17 PM PST by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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