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SNL Tries Penile Implant
Broadcasting & Cable ^ | 3/21/05 | by staff

Posted on 03/22/2005 12:25:59 AM PST by beyond the sea

It’s been a while since Saturday Night Live regularly inspired an “I can’t believe they did that!” reaction in viewers, but the March 12 show came pretty close.

Keen observers of a sketch about a celebrity roast of Clint Eastwood might have noticed something peculiar about how the show’s host, David Spade, was made up to look like Owen Wilson.

His nose looked like a penis. Not 'kind of like a penis'; it looked like a urologically-correct appendage, right down to what we believe is called the dorsal vein.

We took a digital photo of the screen image and showed it to an NBC spokesman, who said, “I don’t see what you’re seeing,” which made us wonder if we just had a dirty mind. But, no: A source at the show confirms that Spade was indeed fitted with a penile proboscis.

“It was hilarious,” says the source. “Owen Wilson has a bad nose, but not that bad.” Our SNLer was surprised that we had detected what amounted to an inside joke.

Indeed, when viewed on a medium-sized TV, Spade’s customized schnozz is not that obvious. But in this case, size does matter: On the large-screen TV we happened to be watching, it was as plain as the whatever that is on your face.

All of which may help explain why the FCC reports that they have not received any complaints about the sketch. Not even from Owen Wilson, whose publicist declined to comment. Mr. Spade’s rep did not return a request for comment.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: cary; entertainment; nbc; news; snl; spade
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1 posted on 03/22/2005 12:25:59 AM PST by beyond the sea
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To: martin_fierro; Petronski

the nose knows ........... ping.


2 posted on 03/22/2005 12:27:20 AM PST by beyond the sea (Colonial Script........... or nationalize The Federal Bank..)
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To: beyond the sea

I've always thought Spade was a pecker-head...


3 posted on 03/22/2005 12:27:42 AM PST by Keith in Iowa (If the detainees in Gitmo were being treated like Terri, the libs would be pissed...)
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To: beyond the sea

"All of which may help explain why the FCC reports that they have not received any complaints about the sketch"

No, it's explained by the fact that no one watches SNL anymore.


4 posted on 03/22/2005 12:31:02 AM PST by flashbunny (Every thought that enters my head requires its own vanity thread.)
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To: beyond the sea

Under News and Activism? LOL

That is almost as funny as the story.


5 posted on 03/22/2005 12:33:11 AM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: beyond the sea

I saw it, it was actually pretty funny. Everyone on the sketch was trying to stifle their laughter and the crowd was hysterical.


6 posted on 03/22/2005 12:35:31 AM PST by BigSkyFreeper (You have a //cuckoo// God given right //Yeeeahrgh!!// to be an //Hello?// atheist)
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To: beyond the sea

Har! I read the title and thought SNL brought back Al Franken.


7 posted on 03/22/2005 12:36:24 AM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: BigSkyFreeper

I like Mad TV better. I also miss In Living Color. SNL just ain't what it used to be. Anyone remember The Kids In The Hall? They were pretty funny (I'm Squashing your Head"}


8 posted on 03/22/2005 12:40:44 AM PST by meanie monster
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To: beyond the sea
Actually... they're not *that* far off the mark.


9 posted on 03/22/2005 12:48:59 AM PST by newzjunkey (Demand Mexico Turnover Fugitive Murderers: http://www.escapingjustice.com)
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To: beyond the sea

Uh, In Living Color tried this more blatently 12 years ago with Jim Carrey in a skit called the Buttmans. Carrey had a 9 inch fake penis for a nose.


10 posted on 03/22/2005 12:58:28 AM PST by Clemenza (Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms: The Other Holy Trinity)
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To: beyond the sea

speaking of SNL I was changing channels yesterday and MesSNBC was showing a clip from SNL (probably from last week). It was a Hardball spoof which had Will Forte playing Zell Miller--and from what I could gather, making him seem racist. "Zell" was heard saying that the good old days were when the major leagues were segregated and
"Chris Matthews" (Darrell Hammond) was saying "We'll be back. Zell Miller will make some more racist comments."

Er...I don't think the real Zell Miller has even come close to being a racist? I could see if they did a spoof of Robert "Sheets" Byrd being one...


11 posted on 03/22/2005 1:01:44 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: Clemenza

there was an old SNL sketch (original cast) where two spaceships collided--the one with the all male crew
looked like a phallic symbol while the one with the
all female crew was shaped like a circle. And when they collided--well, you get the idea what it looked like.
One of the women (Jane Curtin) gets the urge for a cigarette while one of the men on the all-male ship
(Garrett Morris) insists that they "do it again".

Maybe it's just symbolic, but, to quote Sigmund Freud
(Dan Aykroyd) in another SNL sketch, "Sometimes a banana
is just a banana...Anna..." (his daughter, played by
Laraine Newman)


12 posted on 03/22/2005 1:04:41 AM PST by raccoonradio
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Don't watch the show and curiousity got the better of me.

Would I be banned if I posted the pic of the projectile in question? Maybe just a link?

http://a330.g.akamai.net/f/330/2540/1d/www.broadcastingcable.com/articles/images/BCST/20050320/SNL_Spade_nose.jpg


14 posted on 03/22/2005 1:17:01 AM PST by D-fendr
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To: flashbunny

I actually watched about 30 minutes this weekend while waiting for the Saturday monster movie to come on. It was the first time I watched in years and Ashton Kutcher (sp?) aka Mr. Demi Boytoy was hosting.

The beginning skit was okay, it was a Hardball paradoy, but everything else was nearly as unwatchable as my monster movie (Scarecrows), except my movie had a lot of inanimate objects that brought the movie to life.


15 posted on 03/22/2005 1:17:45 AM PST by Duke Nukum (King had to write, to sing the song of Gan. And I had to read. How else could Roland find the Tower?)
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To: flashbunny
No, it's explained by the fact that no one watches SNL anymore.

LOL.

That may be true, but Chris Matthews last night and previously likes to show the SNL send-up on his Hardball show. More people watch Matthews on SNL than watch him on MSNBC!

;-)

16 posted on 03/22/2005 1:26:31 AM PST by beyond the sea (Colonial Script........... or nationalize The Federal Bank..)
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To: A CA Guy
Under News and Activism? LOL

Just trying to give you a "heads up".

;-)

17 posted on 03/22/2005 1:27:50 AM PST by beyond the sea (Colonial Script........... or nationalize The Federal Bank..)
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To: beyond the sea
“Owen Wilson has a bad nose, but not that bad.”

Reminds me of an impeached ex-president.

18 posted on 03/22/2005 1:28:59 AM PST by Moonman62 (Federal creed: If it moves tax it. If it keeps moving regulate it. If it stops moving subsidize it)
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To: D-fendr

Now to someone from earlier... now this is offensive.


19 posted on 03/22/2005 1:29:34 AM PST by Echo Talon (http://echotalon.blogspot.com)
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To: BigSkyFreeper
I saw it, it was actually pretty funny. Everyone on the sketch was trying to stifle their laughter and the crowd was hysterical.

I guess you must have had one of those big TV's to see it "as plain as the whatever that is on your face."

;-)

20 posted on 03/22/2005 1:30:23 AM PST by beyond the sea (Colonial Script........... or nationalize The Federal Bank..)
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