`Virgin' roasting pan serves up its last supper

Boston Herald ^ | Wednesday, March 16, 2005 | Marie Szaniszlo

[Radix]

 `Virgin' roasting pan serves up its last supper

 

 

 Susan McGuinness holds her pot roast pan showing off the pan's curious marking which resembles an image of the Virgin Mary.

 

 From a certain angle, it looks like a charred map of Europe, surrounded by a vast constellation of stars.
     But to Susan McGuinness, the rusted remains of the label on her roasting pan are nothing less than the image of the Madonna cuddling the baby Jesus in her arms - or fresh meat for the auction block.
     McGuinness' fiance, Michael McDonough, first noticed it Sunday after he cooked a pot roast and went to put the pan in the dishwasher at their Dorchester home. ``I could see it right away,'' McGuinness said yesterday as her newfound relic perched on the kitchen stove. ``It's not going in the dishwasher; I'll tell you that.''
     Instead, the 36-year-old accounts-payable clerk Windexed the inside of the pan, called in the press and debated how much her Madonna might fetch on eBay.
     About four years ago, when McGuinness bought her house, she had the floors done and arrived home to find what she thought was a penny on the foyer floor. It turned out to be a medal of the Blessed Virgin.  McGuinness put it away in a drawer. But when she went to take it out a few days later to show her mother, she said, it was gone.  ``Now here she is again,'' McGuinness mused. ``I'll tell you one thing: I won't be putting her in the oven any more.''

[BenLurkin]

" a charred map of Europe, surrounded by a vast constellation of stars. "

We should be so lucky.

[eyespysomething]

Oh good grief people. Get a GRIP.

[Just another Joe]

PUH-Leeez.
Don't these people have ANY common sense?

[TBall]

I see the virgin Mary, but if you look again you can also see the devil wearing a cape with a big nose and horns. No pitch fork though.

[RushCrush]

I've seen more interesting things in the litter box.

[Bluegrass Conservative]

I've seen more interesting things in the litter box.

And just think what that would fetch on Ebay! After all, if people are willing to believe this sh*t, why not believe your cat's sh*t too? LOL

[Lee Heggy]

Uh, yeah...right lady...still having those hot flashes eh?

[3AngelaD]

What I see is Alfred Hitchcock.

[gentlestrength]

The next Google, the next great investment: supposed Virgin Mary sightings.

[mikeus_maximus]

The title to this post was just wrong.

[GSlob]

There used to be moulds and cookie cutters with [rather primitive] figurines cut into them. The concept could be expanded. I see a market opportunity in kitchenware with suitable subjects taken from scriptures or lives of saints.

[camle]

some downtrodden type pathetically looking for some way to be special. poor thing. she needs a life.

[ClearCase_guy]

Saints be praised! 'Tis a miracle for sure! And so close to Saint Paddy's Day!

I swear the MSM loves these stories because it makes religious folk look like gullible fools.

[Radix]

LoL!

[LibWhacker]

Reads like something from the Onion, especially with that picture thrown in there, lol!

[sierrahome]

All I could see was a lady holding a roasting pan. I would also like to mention that the lady is ugly as home made soup.

[G.Mason]

Question: Why do these lunatics get air time?

Answer: Because other lunatics like it.

[BenLurkin]

"Couple Sells Candles That Smell Like Jesus"

http://www.nbc10.com/news/4287825/detail.html

[G.Mason]

"some downtrodden type pathetically looking for some way to be special. poor thing. she needs a life."

Oh ... she's special alright!

I'm not sure about downtrodden, but pathetically looking?

No doubt about it.