TWINS NAMING CONTEST AND PRAYERS: TXBSAFH TWINS ARE GIRLS.

[TXBSAFH]

My wife just called me. She had an ultrasound done this morning. We are having twin girls. All seems healthy. Any suggestion names? I will post pictures asap. Thanks for all the prayers and support.

[Indy Pendance]

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

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NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied
by a complete financial statement, job history, driving record, lineage, and
current certified medical report (including drug tests) from your doctor.

1. NAME  _______________________________ DATE OF BIRTH ________________

2. HEIGHT ______________ WEIGHT __________ I.Q _______ G.P.A.____________

3. SOCIAL SECURITY # _____________ DRIVERS LICENSE #  __________________

4. BOY SCOUT RANK____________________________________________________

5. HOME ADDRESS _________________ CITY/STATE ___________ ZIP __________

6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?______________________________

    If No, EXPLAIN ______________________________________________________

7. Number of years your parents have been married ________________________________

8. Do you own a van? ______ A truck with oversized tires? ______ A waterbed? _________

    Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, or a tattoo? _____________________

    (If  "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises)

9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?______________________________

_______________________________________________________________________

10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?

_______________________________________________________________________

_______________________________________________________________________

11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? ______________________

_______________________________________________________________________

12. Church you attend _____________ How often do you attend ______________________

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? ____

14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That
means I won't  tell anyone -ever- I promise.)

    a) If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded is __________________

    b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ________________________

    c) A woman's place is in the _______________________________________________

    d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is _____________________

    e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is _______________________

        ( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your
        head low. Running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)

15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? ____________________________________
 

        I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT
TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,
NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE,
AND RED HOT POKERS.

________________________________________
Signature (That means sign your name)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for
processing. You will be notified in writing if you are approved. Please do
not try to call or write. If you do attempt any communication before your
application is approved, automatic disqualification will result.
If your application is rejected, you will be notified by
two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases (You might
want to watch your back).

Do you still want to date my daughter?:

_____ Yes, please accept my application

_____ I um, no, I uh, think I have the wrong house...

[Vic3O3]

ping to post 38.

[FreedomHasACost]

Congratulations! I say pick a name your wife and you like and will be happy with for a long time.

[Diddle E. Squat]

What's your source? The Handbook of Texas Online's bio for Ima Hogg lists three brothers by name and birthdate, but no mention of any sisters.

http://www.tsha.utexas.edu/handbook/online/articles/view/HH/fho16.html

Another source debunking the myth that Ura Hogg existed:

http://www.ci.austin.tx.us/library/ff_texa10.htm

A Texas historian confirms (last sentence):

http://www.texasescapes.com/DEPARTMENTS/Guest_Columnists/East_Texas_all_things_historical/McDonald_Hogg_82700.htm

[MadIvan]

Rose and Iris.

Regards, Ivan

[Corin Stormhands]

Oprah...Uma

Uma...Oprah

(congrats)

[retrokitten]

That had to be a struggle! Kathleen is very nice.

[Awestruck]

congrats!

[jamz]

Margaret Caroline and Lillie Ann

My daughter is named the "Maggie" one. Maggie and Lillie...hmm...maybe I should look to adopt a little girl.

[Coldwater Creek]

One of our girls is named Savannah. Our Hillary (21) has had to live with her beautiful name slandered, and constantly having to explain that she had the name long before the Hildabeast came into prominence.

[fortunecookie]

Congratulations! How exciting. Prayers on the way.

As per naming, just a few caveats I've gathered on the way. I have a number of friends who are twins, curiously enough. No matching names like Jean and Jane (really variations on the same name). Check the initials to make sure they don't spell things that will guarantee teasing for years to come. And check the overall sound of the name. 'Wear' it for a week or so (prior to their birth). I have had a number of students whose names are awkward sounding or sound like other words. Most notably - one poor boy's full name, when said together quickly, sounded like the word 'awful'. Most of all, enjoy your girls, they grow up so quickly!

[MinuteGal]

Freep and ReFreep.

[sassbox]

yes Jerry Spring is still on! Can't imagine why anyone would watch it anymore though. The freak show element of it was funny at first, but now it's just old and tired and pathetic.

The name "Misty" on the stripper list amused me, because the only Misty I've ever known was a high school classmate of mine. We were co-presidents of the school pro-life club, and later on Misty left college (she was about 21) to become a cloistered nun! I wonder if they call her "Sister Misty" now?

[WV Mountain Mama]

I will offer my name: Leah, it means child of the meadow, and my daughter's name, Gwyneth which means happiness, felicity. Leah has been in our family for generations, pretty cool, I think.

Anything but Hillary.

[End Times Sentinel]

You know the strippers use fake names when they dance.

 

Yeah, but it's just the suggestion.  It's a delicate thing, that line you walk when you go to a strip bar.  You know it's not real, and that's okay, but you also don't want to start thinking about it too much. 

Like I've long said, "Strip clubs are like sausage, they're both great, but you really don't want to think too much about what goes into 'em."

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton

(Yes, she really said that

Peggy Noonan

The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

[twinzmommy]

My twins, who are almost 10 now *boggles* . . they are Emily Grace and Amanda Brooke. . . .

Altho, Emily goes my Emma. . and Amanda if you call her Mandy, will scream "MY NAME IS NOT MANDY!"

*shrugs*

Just nothing matching, and don't name the 2nd born with an "A" name if you want your insurance company to understand that you have twins. Amanda was "baby b" but all her records were printed "A. Morgan" -- well Emily was baby A . . .

Took our insurance company nearly 3 months to figure out I had had twins. *laughs* I'm truly not kidding, somewhere around here I have a file of paperwork that says "already submitted and paid" but it's not for the correct child.

*grins*

I wub my twins :)

[rabidralph]

LOL!

[retrokitten]

LOL!! Your post up above about the stripper names are so funny. My husband had these two friends when we were first dating and these two guys practically lived at the local strip clubs. There was always a stripper named Exotica at every club they went to- different girl, same name. That cracked me up.

Then, another guy they knew started to date one of the stippers and her name- Raven. She actually went by Raven in her every day life, too, but I don't believe she had actually changed it legally.

[mommadooo3]

CONGRATS!!!!!!

Double trouble. hehehe, what ONE doesn't think of doing, the OTHER WILL! But it IS a blast!

Our twins are named Auralee and Annice. Lots of people INSISTED that I rename the first twin...Anephew.

LOL!

[TheBigB]

Strip clubs are like sausage

Not the first simile that comes to mind, considering...