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Posted on 03/14/2005 7:43:46 PM PST by Diva Betsy Ross
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ROTFL!
LOL!!!! That's why I was THANKING you for all you do! LOL!!!
Hi Cedar! Hope everything is going your way today!
I listened a couple of times to see if it clicked, but, nothing.
Me too. Fixin' to have to run now. Will try to catch up later.
Have a great day!!
Boy am I glad this isn't me...
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Today you will find a small speckled egg, shimmering a little, in the fireplace. If you keep it warm in a 350 degree oven for 3 weeks, it will hatch into a small dragon, and then eat you.
*face slap*
Unnnngh..
You have my old unit's repair shop.
You know, I think that Alter song is an encoded message from the witness protection program, that's what I think.
Figures,
I can't listen to satanic stuff
without thinking of pudding and
Bill Cosby. Those commercials
are all encoded.
Hello FRiend.
........that's a gal thing, ain't it???
John Jacob Jingle-Himmer Smith!
Tomkow, which of these quotes fits you?
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he
was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10. I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.
11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19. Procrastinate Now!
20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24. They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.(for shame!)
25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand
times the memory.
27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for
a pig.
28. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30. I smile! because I don't know what the hell is going on.
"I smile! because I don't know what the hell is going on."
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