SLOW FRIDAY NEWS VANITY: Help Xenalyte build a Lara Croft outfit!

yesterday's Angelina Jolie Bi thread ^ | 3/11/05 | me myself and I

[Xenalyte]

Okay, FReepers, here's the deal.

The Xena thing has been done, and quite well if I do say so myself. It's time to find something new, and I think I've found it . . . Lara Croft.

I'm putting out a call to all FReepers who might a) know where to get what I'm looking for or b) be interested in a thread that will very likely be SBR fodder within 30 seconds of posting.

[King Prout]

cross-dressing?

well, the garment under the cloak IS a modification of the Roman cassock, so, thinking sidewise, it IS an example of "Cross-dressing"

;)

[King Prout]

but if those polygons are generated from smoothed splines and are rendered by a good engine using the proper texture, bump, trans, reflection, and displacement mapping... how will she be able to tell?

[King Prout]

'course, there are other options...

[rabidralph]

Who doesn't love a good suit of chainmail?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

fake guns, gunbelt and holsters, what?

Fake guns? Surely you mistyped Sire.

Only the real thing will do.

[Xenalyte]

You know, I never noticed that before! I'll be damned.

[Xenalyte]

Depends on what's inside it. Chain mail, like Spandex, is a privilege - NOT a right.

[rabidralph]

LOL! You're absolutely correct.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Then we address the shades..
Oakleys would be OK, but lets go with the Ray-Banners Riddick look...

Next we slap you into some spandex britches and a peasant top and voila!

Oh man, why'd you hafta go and give 'er a pleasant top ....

[Robert A Cook PE]

Ears?

What ears?

[mhking]

Video game Lara, of course!

[Darksheare]

A pleasant top.. Hmm..
Well, we CAN Goth her out, but I'm not sure the look would be right.

[Robert A Cook PE]

A pleasant top.. Hmm..
Well, we CAN Goth her out, but I'm not sure the look would be right.
French?

Who'd want to Goth Xena out?

(Now, goin' French would groth 'her out certainly, but .....)

On the other hand, ...gettin' her out of pleasant top would be a pleasent topping ...

[Darksheare]

LOL!

[StoneColdGOP]

I realize I'm late to the game here, but I'd like to toss in my preference for game Lara as well.

Can't wait to see what you come up with!

[Darksheare]

What's the status on the outfit so far?

[presidio9]

[cyborg]

Many freeper men are saluting right now I am sure.

[TheBigB]

A bit late to the thread, but still RPR-worthy. Maybe we can help our friend Xena?

1) God Bless you for the thread. :o)

2) I vote video game Laura.

3) BTTT. :o)

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