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SLOW FRIDAY NEWS VANITY: Help Xenalyte build a Lara Croft outfit!
yesterday's Angelina Jolie Bi thread ^ | 3/11/05 | me myself and I

Posted on 03/11/2005 9:35:32 AM PST by Xenalyte

Okay, FReepers, here's the deal.

The Xena thing has been done, and quite well if I do say so myself. It's time to find something new, and I think I've found it . . . Lara Croft.

I'm putting out a call to all FReepers who might a) know where to get what I'm looking for or b) be interested in a thread that will very likely be SBR fodder within 30 seconds of posting.


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To: Pyro7480

That will prove difficult.
Only saw it on the movie poster, and no pics yet.


101 posted on 03/11/2005 2:24:13 PM PST by Darksheare (If you were in my heart I'd surely not break you. If you were beside me and my love would take you.)
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To: Modernman

But NOW meeting only have female Doberwomen pincher dogs.....

Aw heck, we're all grownups. We can admit it.

They have lots of all kind of b*tches at NOW meetings.


102 posted on 03/11/2005 2:25:43 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Darksheare; Xenalyte


Shirt may be a Hot Topics or similar shop deal.

Shirt should be optional for a VERY Hot Topic or similar top appeal.

103 posted on 03/11/2005 2:32:58 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Darksheare; Xenalyte
(Personally, I'd try plan a Resident Evil themed wedding. But getting people to do that would likely be impossible. *sigh*)

How about Ashley Graham instead of Lara? From the little I know about fashion, she seems pretty stylish. A little on the young side, though.



Well, then, how about Ada Wong?

Link to rather large image
104 posted on 03/11/2005 2:33:37 PM PST by Rastus
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To: Rastus
From the little I know about fashion, she seems pretty stylish

Stylish?!?

GET OFF THIS THREAD!

We now return you to short shorts and too tight t-shirts.

105 posted on 03/11/2005 2:39:51 PM PST by Flyer (That flight attendant is not missing playing below the bridge at this exact moment)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

LOL!


106 posted on 03/11/2005 2:40:42 PM PST by Darksheare (If you were in my heart I'd surely not break you. If you were beside me and my love would take you.)
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To: Rastus; Xenalyte

Hmm.. Best man or groom dressed as Leon there?


107 posted on 03/11/2005 2:41:26 PM PST by Darksheare (If you were in my heart I'd surely not break you. If you were beside me and my love would take you.)
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To: Flyer

I think Ashley is supposed to be about twenty, but I'm not going beyond stylish just in case she's younger. :)


108 posted on 03/11/2005 2:43:28 PM PST by Rastus
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To: Xenalyte

What a great idea. You go, girl. Shoes and other accessories at Brigade Quartermasters.com
109 posted on 03/11/2005 2:44:03 PM PST by rabidralph (Gosh!)
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To: Darksheare

That would make for a cool wedding, you must admit.


110 posted on 03/11/2005 2:44:11 PM PST by Rastus
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To: Rastus

Yes, it'd be a pretty cool wedding.


111 posted on 03/11/2005 2:45:56 PM PST by Darksheare (If you were in my heart I'd surely not break you. If you were beside me and my love would take you.)
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To: Rastus

You just like the plaid skirt school girl thing.






Not that there's anything wrong with that.


112 posted on 03/11/2005 2:47:09 PM PST by Flyer (That flight attendant is not missing playing below the bridge at this exact moment)
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To: rabidralph
More boots...
113 posted on 03/11/2005 2:56:58 PM PST by Dead Corpse (We now return you to your regularly scheduled tagline)
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To: Xenalyte
Always remember....

La Beaute ne dure qu-un temps
Les implants, eux ils sont toujours la!

114 posted on 03/11/2005 4:31:27 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Mar 11, 1302, The characters Romeo and Juliet were married this day according to William Shakespeare)
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To: Fierce Allegiance; Xenalyte
I hope you don't mind a ping to a little more pure silliness!

Excuse me, sir, but I don't see anything remotely silly pertainint to a Xenalyte/Laura Croft mind picture.

115 posted on 03/11/2005 4:59:49 PM PST by End Times Sentinel (Please: NO profanity, NO personal attacks, NO racism or violence in posts. "Aww. not even a little?")
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To: Xenalyte
Ahem.

Don't forget your LibKill(tm) sidekick.

Similar to but much better than the old western shows sidekick.

Able to crack a joke at 1000 meters!

Handy at improvising neat gadgets out of next to nothing!

Funnier than McGyver!

Small enough to fit in a cargo pocket!

And very, very, VERY, worshipful towards Xenalyte.

Don't go on your next adventure without him!

116 posted on 03/11/2005 5:05:43 PM PST by LibKill (Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.)
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To: Pyro7480; Darksheare
feh. pikers...

http://romanticmovies.about.com/library/weekly/blresidentevilpicsa.htm


Milla Jovovich as "Alice"


Milla (Alice).....................................&..................................Sienna (Jill)

Sienna Guillory as "Jill Valentine"

117 posted on 03/11/2005 5:17:56 PM PST by King Prout (Remember John Adam!)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

My man, you got ALL the game. But then, you didn't need a little bitty woman to tell you that. ;)


118 posted on 03/11/2005 5:20:16 PM PST by Xenalyte (I dare you to make less sense.)
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To: Xenalyte
OK, first you need the handgun.. NOT a concealable.
We are going for size here.. I reckon a SIG.
Maybe a pair.. and some bitchin' leather from wargear.com.

Then we address the shades..
Oakleys would be OK, but lets go with the Ray-Banners Riddick look...

Next we slap you into some spandex britches and a peasant top and voila!

119 posted on 03/11/2005 5:23:14 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

Man, this is really shaping up! I thought it'd take the whole seven months to get this right. (Although I'd love to wear it at the reception.)


120 posted on 03/11/2005 5:29:22 PM PST by Xenalyte (Go Team Venture!)
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