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Mayor endorses gin to fourth graders
Las Vegas Sun ^ | March 02, 2005 | Dan Kulin

Posted on 03/02/2005 6:45:21 PM PST by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 03/02/2005 6:45:22 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Canticle_of_Deborah; Flying Circus; Lancey Howard; cyborg

ping


2 posted on 03/02/2005 6:46:31 PM PST by nickcarraway
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Does T-Razor know he's drinking the gin instead of eating the raisins?


3 posted on 03/02/2005 6:50:53 PM PST by rockabyebaby (What goes around, comes around!)
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LOL


4 posted on 03/02/2005 6:51:47 PM PST by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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I thought Mayor Quimby was in Springfield?


5 posted on 03/02/2005 6:52:10 PM PST by Emmett McCarthy
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["I'm the George Washington of mayors. I can't tell a lie. If they didn't want the answer the kid shouldn't have asked the question," Goodman said. "It's me, what can I do?"]

You could use some discretion, Mr. Mayor. What if your instinct was toward a couple of hot babes instead of a bottle of gin? Would you have described to the grade-school aged audience what you would have been doing with them? Good grief!

From what I understand, the guy is pretty popular in LV, even for a DEMOCRAT (party conspicuously overlooked by the "journalist").

6 posted on 03/02/2005 7:04:55 PM PST by Mad_Tom_Rackham (This just in from CBS: "There is no bias at CBS")
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Yeesh. What a classless thing to do in front of 4th graders.

Anybody knows that bourbon would be a better choice.


7 posted on 03/02/2005 7:06:59 PM PST by Ramius (Hmmm... yeah, that'd be great...)
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Ha ha!

Gotta love Oscar.

There are too few real characters these days. He's one of 'em.


8 posted on 03/02/2005 7:07:41 PM PST by JennysCool (I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. -Johnny Carson)
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Lol


9 posted on 03/02/2005 7:09:13 PM PST by F16Fighter
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Anybody knows that bourbon would be a better choice
...or its close cousin, Irish whiskey. I can't help but think either would be better than the Ritalin they're forcing on the kids today.
10 posted on 03/02/2005 7:09:32 PM PST by wolfpat (Dum vivimus, vivamus)
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"Quips about drinking and drinking gin are commonplace in Goodman's public appearances, although usually those are in front of older audiences."

It'd help if the Mayor wasn't so smashed that he couldn't tell the difference between four foot tall 10 year olds, and 50 year olds with beards and boobs.

11 posted on 03/02/2005 7:13:26 PM PST by F16Fighter
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12 posted on 03/02/2005 7:19:19 PM PST by Fido969
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Forget boxers or briefs...


Shaken or stirred?


13 posted on 03/02/2005 7:20:25 PM PST by socal_parrot (Tryin' to reason with El Nino season.)
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"It was 99 percent a great interaction."

That would make the interaction 198-proof.

14 posted on 03/02/2005 7:20:44 PM PST by Ken H
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Whew! Thank God he didn't comment on heteronormative behavior!


15 posted on 03/02/2005 7:21:46 PM PST by VeniVidiVici (Got Gas?)
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PC BS
Honesty is the worst policy


16 posted on 03/02/2005 7:23:30 PM PST by Lady Jag (Honor)
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Thank goodness he didn't say he'd want to bring his wife. God knows what offense they might have taken at that...bringing a woman onto a deserted island! Heavens!

The WCTU lives!


17 posted on 03/02/2005 7:29:27 PM PST by LibertarianInExile (The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
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I shouldn't laugh, but ROFL.

"Ooh, it's cold gin time again
You know it'll always win
Cold gin time again
You know it's the only thing
That keeps us together"

18 posted on 03/02/2005 7:31:55 PM PST by Dan from Michigan ("There out ta get me! They won't catch me! I'm #@^#@# innocent! They won't break me" - Guns N Roses)
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But according to Teraza Ketchup it's the white raisins soaked in the gin that are medicinal.


19 posted on 03/02/2005 8:21:41 PM PST by The Great RJ
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BTTT


20 posted on 03/02/2005 9:02:19 PM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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