"Ooh, it's cold gin time again
You know it'll always win
Cold gin time again
You know it's the only thing
That keeps us together"
Aww, c'mon, don't feel guitly - it's FUNNY! Personally, I'm LMAO!
And by the way,
Da-da-dum-dum-dum-dada-dada!
"It's time to leave and get another quart
Around the corner at the liquor store
The cheapest stuff is all I need
To get me back on my feet again"
Da-da-dum-dum-dum-dada-dada!
(chorus)