To: Canticle_of_Deborah; Flying Circus; Lancey Howard; cyborg
To: nickcarraway
Does T-Razor know he's drinking the gin instead of eating the raisins?
3 posted on
03/02/2005 6:50:53 PM PST by
rockabyebaby
(What goes around, comes around!)
To: nickcarraway
I thought Mayor Quimby was in Springfield?
To: nickcarraway
["I'm the George Washington of mayors. I can't tell a lie. If they didn't want the answer the kid shouldn't have asked the question," Goodman said. "It's me,
what can I do?"]
You could use some discretion, Mr. Mayor. What if your instinct was toward a couple of hot babes instead of a bottle of gin? Would you have described to the grade-school aged audience what you would have been doing with them? Good grief!
From what I understand, the guy is pretty popular in LV, even for a DEMOCRAT (party conspicuously overlooked by the "journalist").
6 posted on
03/02/2005 7:04:55 PM PST by
Mad_Tom_Rackham
(This just in from CBS: "There is no bias at CBS")
To: nickcarraway
Yeesh. What a classless thing to do in front of 4th graders.
Anybody knows that bourbon would be a better choice.
7 posted on
03/02/2005 7:06:59 PM PST by
Ramius
(Hmmm... yeah, that'd be great...)
To: nickcarraway
Ha ha!
Gotta love Oscar.
There are too few real characters these days. He's one of 'em.
8 posted on
03/02/2005 7:07:41 PM PST by
JennysCool
(I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. -Johnny Carson)
To: nickcarraway
"Quips about drinking and drinking gin are commonplace in Goodman's public appearances, although usually those are in front of older audiences."It'd help if the Mayor wasn't so smashed that he couldn't tell the difference between four foot tall 10 year olds, and 50 year olds with beards and boobs.
To: nickcarraway
12 posted on
03/02/2005 7:19:19 PM PST by
Fido969
To: nickcarraway
Forget boxers or briefs...
Shaken or stirred?
13 posted on
03/02/2005 7:20:25 PM PST by
socal_parrot
(Tryin' to reason with El Nino season.)
To: nickcarraway
"It was 99 percent a great interaction." That would make the interaction 198-proof.
14 posted on
03/02/2005 7:20:44 PM PST by
Ken H
To: nickcarraway
Whew! Thank God he didn't comment on heteronormative behavior!
To: nickcarraway
PC BS
Honesty is the worst policy
16 posted on
03/02/2005 7:23:30 PM PST by
Lady Jag
(Honor)
To: nickcarraway
Thank goodness he didn't say he'd want to bring his wife. God knows what offense they might have taken at that...bringing a woman onto a deserted island! Heavens!
The WCTU lives!
17 posted on
03/02/2005 7:29:27 PM PST by
LibertarianInExile
(The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
To: nickcarraway
I shouldn't laugh, but ROFL.
"Ooh, it's cold gin time again
You know it'll always win
Cold gin time again
You know it's the only thing
That keeps us together"
18 posted on
03/02/2005 7:31:55 PM PST by
Dan from Michigan
("There out ta get me! They won't catch me! I'm #@^#@# innocent! They won't break me" - Guns N Roses)
To: nickcarraway
But according to Teraza Ketchup it's the white raisins soaked in the gin that are medicinal.
To: nickcarraway
20 posted on
03/02/2005 9:02:19 PM PST by
Fiddlstix
(This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
To: nickcarraway
"I'm the George Washington of mayors." No, you'e the Jack Ass of mayors!
21 posted on
03/02/2005 9:27:22 PM PST by
DCBurgess58
(We have a French knife in our back)
To: nickcarraway
Good thing he didn't mention a carton of smokes, or a target pistol and reloading supplies.
To: RikaStrom
Bombay Sapphire in Vegas ping.
To: nickcarraway
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