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Sod Off, Swampy!
Tech Central Station ^ | 2/21/05 | Val MacQueen

Posted on 02/22/2005 6:54:31 AM PST by Valin

Last Wednesday the Kyoto Protocol kicked in and Greenpeace decided to mark the event in Britain by storming London's International Petroleum Exchange, the world's second-largest energy market, with the modest ambition of closing down trading for the day.

Around 35 dolphin-huggers stormed the exchange just after the 2 pm resumption of trading. The sortie was well-planned. One male protester lurked around the door to the building. When he spotted an employee about to use his swipe card to exit, he accidentally dropped some coins and bent to pick them up and, as the employee, not noticing him, strode out onto the street, stuck his foot in the door for his co-protesters to rush in for the assault. The first few sidled in, and two minutes later, two Greenpeace vans skidded to a stop and out poured another 30 or so protesters who stormed through the doors held open for them.

Hoping to shut down "open outcry" trading, where deals are shouted across the pit, the Greenpeaceniks ran onto the trading floor, according to the London Times, "blowing whistles and sounding fog horns, encountering little resistance from security guards. Rape alarms were tied to helium balloons to float to the ceiling and create noise out of reach."

But London traders, just after lunch, are more likely to be powered by two or three pints of strong ale than the milk of human kindness.

The trespassers were set upon by traders, most of whom were under the age of 25. "They were kicking and punching men and women," said a photographer, according to The Times of London. "It was really ugly. … They followed the [Greenpeace] guys into the lobby and kept kicking and punching them there. They literally kicked them on to the pavement."

"The violence was instant," reported one aggrieved recipient of a rain of blows to the head. "I've never seen anyone less amenable to listening to our point of view."

"Sod off, Swampy!" shouted one tardy trader, steadying himself against the railings of the balcony of the pub across the street as his colleagues threw the protesters bodily onto the sidewalk. (Swampy was an enviro-protester who gained fame by living unbathed in a tunnel for eight months.)

Meanwhile, other traders inside the building were punching and felling men and women with a politically correct lack of sexual discrimination. Those who had already been punched onto the floor were shocked to look up and see traders trying to overturn heavy filing cabinets onto them.

A laconic spokesman for the IPE said, "We are dealing with the situation."

The protesters who had violently breached private premises and attempted to halt a legitimate activity expressed themselves aggrieved with the rules of engagement. One of them told The Times, "I took on a Texan Swat team at Esso last year and they were angels compared with this lot. They were Cockney barrow boy spivs. Total thugs."

Twenty-nine activists were arrested by the Metropolitan Police and taken to police stations throughout London. They were later bailed. Two were taken to hospital, one with a suspected broken jaw and the other with concussion.

The City of London (the financial center) has a history of meting out similarly robust responses to anti-capitalist and environmental demonstrators. A few years ago, The Guardian reported: "As the Carnival Against Capitalism streamed through the streets of the square mile last Friday, photocopied £50 notes fluttered out of the windows of some of the City's most august institutions and collected at the marchers' feet. Looking up, they saw City traders pointing at their watches and shouting: 'Rolex!'" Other City traders have sprayed champagne out of office windows onto protesters.

Meanwhile, having failed so definitively to engage the oil traders with their important message ("Climate change kills. Stop pushing oil"), Greenpeace was reduced to convincing the BBC. "Climate change poses the gravest threat our planet has ever faced," droned Stephen Tindale, "yet oil is traded in this place with impunity, as if the lives of millions and the future of the whole species mean nothing."

IPE chief Richard Ward told The Times he was considering whether to press charges.

Outcry trading was resumed at 3:10 p.m. Several publications and news agencies, including Agence France Presse and Antara, a news agency of oil-producing Indonesia, reported that the protesters had succeeded in temporarily halting trading. However, the Financial Times reported trading on the IPE's electronic system had continued unimpeded throughout.

I understand that some enterprising manufacturer in Australia is already making "Sod off, Swampy!" T-shirts. And far from having the slightest effect on international oil trading, Forbes reported that by mid-afternoon the same day, in Europe, light sweet crude for March delivery was up 38 cents at $47.64 a barrel in electronic trading on the New York Mercantile Exchange.

Meanwhile, a toast to the barrow boy spivs in London, the "boys from the neighborhood" in New York and Chicago, and members of the fraternity in Frankfurt, Sydney and financial centers worldwide who are dedicated to making money and keeping the world safe for capitalism. Cheers, fellas!


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Front Page News; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: greenpeace; sodoff; sodoffswampy; swampy; treehuggers
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1 posted on 02/22/2005 6:54:36 AM PST by Valin
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To: Reverend Bob

Here ya go! Sod Off!


2 posted on 02/22/2005 6:56:05 AM PST by Valin (DARE to be average!)
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To: Valin

ok, it's old news but a classic nonetheless. greenpiece has been painting a bullseye on its *ss for years.


3 posted on 02/22/2005 6:57:35 AM PST by the invisib1e hand ("remember, from ashes you came, to ashes you will return.")
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To: Valin

Funny!


4 posted on 02/22/2005 7:01:02 AM PST by Anti-Bubba182
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To: Valin
"I've never seen anyone less amenable to listening to our point of view."

Works both ways, Swampy.

5 posted on 02/22/2005 7:01:36 AM PST by Maceman (Too nuanced for a bumper sticker)
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To: Valin

Sod off, Swampy!" shouted one tardy trader, steadying himself against the railings of the balcony of the pub across the street as his colleagues threw the protesters bodily onto the sidewalk. (Swampy was an enviro-protester who gained fame by living unbathed in a tunnel for eight months.)

............................................................

Whatever happened to Swampy?
My sister's boyfriend in College was into the protest scene and actually looked after his dog for a while. Apparently all he had fed it was beans on toast. Not a great example to set.


6 posted on 02/22/2005 7:02:38 AM PST by kingsurfer
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To: Valin

We should treat these type people the same way here in the US.


7 posted on 02/22/2005 7:03:43 AM PST by Piquaboy (22 year veteran of the Army, Air Force and Navy, Pray for all our military .)
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To: No Left Turn
Swampy was an enviro-protester who gained fame by living unbathed in a tunnel for eight months.

It’s an even better insult than we imagined.

8 posted on 02/22/2005 7:03:45 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Valin

Geez, why can't those Wall Street cats be that cool? :P

I especially like that part with the filing cabinets, lol.


9 posted on 02/22/2005 7:04:22 AM PST by Constantine XIII
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To: the invisib1e hand
ok, it's old news but a classic nonetheless. greenpiece has been painting a bullseye on its *ss for years.

And don't forget that the last military victory the French had was against Greenpeace!

Mark

10 posted on 02/22/2005 7:07:04 AM PST by MarkL (That which does not kill me, has made the last mistake it will ever make!)
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To: Valin
Meanwhile, a toast to the barrow boy spivs in London, the "boys from the neighborhood" in New York and Chicago, and members of the fraternity in Frankfurt, Sydney and financial centers worldwide who are dedicated to making money and keeping the world safe for capitalism. Cheers, fellas!

And another one from a redneck Texas gal who's had more than a little crude smushing between the toes of bare feet. :-)

11 posted on 02/22/2005 7:09:44 AM PST by Wneighbor
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To: MarkL
And don't forget that the last military victory the French had was against Greenpeace!

a dubious distinction, that.

12 posted on 02/22/2005 7:12:29 AM PST by the invisib1e hand ("remember, from ashes you came, to ashes you will return.")
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To: Wneighbor

financial centers worldwide who are dedicated to making money

The BAS*ARDS! How dare they.


13 posted on 02/22/2005 7:16:23 AM PST by Valin (DARE to be average!)
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To: Valin

A bit off topic, but wasn't algore supposed to give a 'major' speech on Kyoto last week? I never did hear anymore about it.

I was looking forward to a few laughs.


14 posted on 02/22/2005 7:16:53 AM PST by katykelly
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To: Valin
The BAS*ARDS! How dare they.

LOL.... Capitalism, it's just so ... fair. :-)

15 posted on 02/22/2005 7:19:13 AM PST by Wneighbor
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To: Valin
"I've never seen anyone less amenable to listening to our point of view."

Yeah, some "point of view."

A bunch of freon horns blaring in your office!

That is all that Greenpeace is good for.

16 posted on 02/22/2005 7:20:32 AM PST by nightdriver
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To: Valin
"They were kicking and punching men and women," said a photographer, according to The Times of London. "It was really ugly.

I call it a thing of beauty.

17 posted on 02/22/2005 7:21:32 AM PST by CaptRon (Pedecaris alive or Raisuli dead)
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To: nightdriver

And all the buses they use to get their people around.

Not to mention the skiffs and huge converted TANKER they use to try to chase off fishermen.

Hypocits all.


18 posted on 02/22/2005 7:23:07 AM PST by Bigh4u2
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To: Bigh4u2

Sorry!

HYPOCRITS all!


19 posted on 02/22/2005 7:23:47 AM PST by Bigh4u2
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To: Valin
"The violence was instant," reported one aggrieved recipient of a rain of blows to the head. "I've never seen anyone less amenable to listening to our point of view."

More like you've never seen anyone fight back against your fascist tactics since France sank one of your ships.

GO BRITS!

20 posted on 02/22/2005 7:23:52 AM PST by cake_crumb (Leftist Credo: "One Wing to Rule Them all and to the Dark Side Bind Them")
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