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ZOT! Please, I Need Help [DUh, no kidding]
richie kerry, zotted while under the influence.

Posted on 02/19/2005 4:20:10 PM PST by richie kerry

I don't have long. I am posting from the Richmond Jail office. I am being booked for DUI and disorderly conduct. Can a fellow freeper come down and help me. Please.


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To: King Prout
Rolling Rolling Rolling

Keep those Pavers Rolling.


21 posted on 02/19/2005 4:45:44 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Apparently, this is the only job for which I am suited. I am beset by the ironies of my life)
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To: richie kerry; MeekOneGOP
Well, That was original at least........
Bye, Troll.......
No Soup for You...........

No Soup for You! Click the Pic!
Click the Graphic J

22 posted on 02/19/2005 4:46:24 PM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: richie kerry

Must be the 21st century. "One phone call" has morphed into "One Internet post"!


23 posted on 02/19/2005 4:50:05 PM PST by JennysCool (I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. -Johnny Carson)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum
They are coming out of the woodwork tonight.

Heating up the tar...

24 posted on 02/19/2005 4:51:06 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Apparently, this is the only job for which I am suited. I am beset by the ironies of my life)
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To: richie kerry

Where'd he go? I don't see him.

25 posted on 02/19/2005 4:53:20 PM PST by vox_freedom (Fear no evil)
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To: richie kerry

I would think your type would more likely be arrested for selling the blessed weed or emailing pictures of little boys to undercover cops. See ya, sleeze.


26 posted on 02/19/2005 4:56:54 PM PST by Semi Civil Servant (Edward R. Murrow, call your office.)
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To: richie kerry; Zavien Doombringer; 4mycountry; Constitution Day; VRWCmember; Poohbah; dighton; ...
Can a fellow freeper come down and help me. Please.

Nope. Sounds like a night in jail might do you some good.

27 posted on 02/19/2005 4:58:03 PM PST by mhking (Do not mess with dragons, for thou art crunchy & good with ketchup...)
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To: richie kerry
I don't have long. I am posting from the Richmond Jail office. I am being booked for DUI and disorderly conduct. Can a fellow freeper come down and help me. Please.

How many others at the rest stop were arrested with you?

28 posted on 02/19/2005 4:58:08 PM PST by DouglasKC
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To: richie kerry

He's in the jailhouse now
He's in the jailhouse now
I told him once or twice
To quit playin' cards and shootin' dice
He's in the jailhouse now

Well I had a friend named Ramblin' Bob
Who used to steal, gamble and rob
He thought he was the smartest guy in town
But I found out last Monday
That Bob got locked up Sunday
They got him in the jailhouse way down town

He's in the jailhouse now
He's in the jailhouse now
I told him once or twice
To quit playin' cards and shootin' dice
He's in the jailhouse now


29 posted on 02/19/2005 4:58:12 PM PST by TomGuy (America: Best friend or worst enemy. Choose wisely.)
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MSM reporters trolling for sympathy.


31 posted on 02/19/2005 4:59:25 PM PST by longtermmemmory (VOTE!)
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To: richie kerry

You're gonna have a heck of a headache tomorrow morning.

But think of the fashion statement you're making. Those orange jumpsuits are all the rage now. Everyone's wearing them....Crooked CEO's, DoD acquisition officers, Martha Stewart, etc, etc, etc......


32 posted on 02/19/2005 4:59:39 PM PST by Chef Dajuan (this ain't rocket science, you know. so use your knob! -emeril lagasse)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

ROFLMPJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love it!


33 posted on 02/19/2005 5:00:33 PM PST by Gabz (Anti-smoker gnatzies...small minds buzzing in your business..............SWAT'EM)
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To: richie kerry

Yeah, sure, just hold on. I'll be right there!


34 posted on 02/19/2005 5:01:52 PM PST by hope
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To: richie kerry; hellinahandcart; trussell; MeekOneGOP; petuniasevan; Hillarys nightmare; ...

Boring adolescent retread hippie in cellblock 666....


35 posted on 02/19/2005 5:02:39 PM PST by JoJo Gunn (More than two lawyers in any Country constitutes a terrorist organization. ©)
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To: richie kerry
Buh-bye


36 posted on 02/19/2005 5:03:21 PM PST by reagan_fanatic ("Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence" - R. Kirk)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

To produce through imaginative skill. Way tooo funny.


37 posted on 02/19/2005 5:04:53 PM PST by 3rdcanyon
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To: groanup
The inevitable rope picture. Now we need Blazing Saddles jokes.
38 posted on 02/19/2005 5:06:08 PM PST by squarebarb
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To: JoJo Gunn

Actually the trolls probably about 12(IQ) ... he's probably about that age too ...


39 posted on 02/19/2005 5:06:17 PM PST by clamper1797 (This Vietnam Vet ain't Fonda Kerry)
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To: richie kerry

?


40 posted on 02/19/2005 5:07:33 PM PST by aculeus
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