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ZOT! Please, I Need Help [DUh, no kidding]
richie kerry, zotted while under the influence.
Posted on 02/19/2005 4:20:10 PM PST by richie kerry
I don't have long. I am posting from the Richmond Jail office. I am being booked for DUI and disorderly conduct. Can a fellow freeper come down and help me. Please.
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To: richie kerry
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posted on
02/19/2005 4:21:06 PM PST
by
HairOfTheDog
(It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life!)
To: richie kerry; Admin Moderator
You should stay there a while and think about why you signed up today just to post this.
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posted on
02/19/2005 4:21:28 PM PST
by
Keith in Iowa
(Common Sense is an Oxymoron)
To: richie kerry
Can a fellow freeper come down and help me. Please. I'll come down and slap you silly.
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posted on
02/19/2005 4:21:36 PM PST
by
dirtboy
(Drooling moron since 1998...)
To: richie kerry
And posting from a time warp as well as you signed up tomorrow.
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posted on
02/19/2005 4:21:37 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Apparently, this is the only job for which I am suited. I am beset by the ironies of my life)
To: HairOfTheDog
Now I've seen everything.
I guess they have wireless in the holding cells?
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posted on
02/19/2005 4:21:44 PM PST
by
RosieCotton
(A dead thing can go with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it. - GK Chesterton)
To: richie kerry
richie kerry aka loe joe, fred daser, jack high straight, for how long, et al, zotted again.
To: Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; NYC GOP Chick; MeekOneGOP; Fedora; OSHA; ...
Come one come all.
And bring tar!
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posted on
02/19/2005 4:32:10 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Apparently, this is the only job for which I am suited. I am beset by the ironies of my life)
To: richie kerry
Sure.
Be right there!
Now WHERE did I put my walker???
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posted on
02/19/2005 4:35:53 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(aitch tee tee pea colon 2 slashes dubya dubya dubya dot proud patriots dot org)
To: Jim Robinson
loe joe????????
Well, whodathunkit.
I'll stop looking for my walker. I ain't gonna help THAT loser!
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posted on
02/19/2005 4:36:59 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(aitch tee tee pea colon 2 slashes dubya dubya dubya dot proud patriots dot org)
To: Jim Robinson
Is he always under arrest when he posts?
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posted on
02/19/2005 4:37:53 PM PST
by
HairOfTheDog
(It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I just like this picture. This is what should happend to people like this at least mentally:
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posted on
02/19/2005 4:38:24 PM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: richie kerry
signing up TOMORROW doesn't auger well for your claims to fellowship with this body.
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posted on
02/19/2005 4:38:55 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Remember John Adam!)
To: Jim Robinson
Looks like another one bites the dust!
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posted on
02/19/2005 4:39:09 PM PST
by
Allosaurs_r_us
(Idaho Carnivores for Conservatism)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
yes, let the paving commence.
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posted on
02/19/2005 4:40:05 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Remember John Adam!)
To: richie kerry
Your best bet is to call (MADD) the Mothers Against Drunk Driving. They are sure to lend a sympathetic ear.
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posted on
02/19/2005 4:40:06 PM PST
by
Temple Owl
(19064)
To: richie kerry
I'll be there in 15 minutes.
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posted on
02/19/2005 4:41:20 PM PST
by
Maceman
(Too nuanced for a bumper sticker)
To: richie kerry
I am being booked for DUI and disorderly conduct Get the rope sheriff, zottin's too good for him.
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posted on
02/19/2005 4:41:38 PM PST
by
groanup
(http://www.fairtax.org)
To: richie kerry
I am being booked for DUI and disorderly conduct. Democratic Underground Infiltration and disorderly conduct: the penalty is Zot!
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posted on
02/19/2005 4:42:23 PM PST
by
Oztrich Boy
("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free")
To: Jim Robinson
Thanks for keeping it, Jim. It will make for a little Saturday night fun.
/end shameless exhibition of unscheduled weekend.
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posted on
02/19/2005 4:44:28 PM PST
by
bd476
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