[COUNTrecount]

[Boardwalk]

I'd be surprised if he even had one!

[battlecry]

Way too much information....

[itsamelman]

[tfecw]

that sort of reminds me something..

I have a wart on the pad of my right hand middle finger. When I got finger printed (i wasn't in trouble ;) ) the cop told me with a mark like that, don't ever commit a crime.

[TexasCajun]

And the Freak-Show continues!

[Tijeras_Slim]

It looks like a barber's pole

I think Jacko would prefer... candy cane.

[zarf]

Yeah, but what about Scott Peterson?

[SavageRepublican]

the pop oddball's uniquely marked manhood

The pop oddball's really odd balls?

And "manhood"? That's a MAN? Coulda fooled me!

[najida]

EEWWwwww!
Oh drat!

I don't need that image in my head.
Ack..

Think I'll go look at road kill for a while.

[SpyGuy]

Private investigator Ernie Rizzo ... predicts that Jackson's latest alleged victim could provide damning testimony about the pop oddball's uniquely marked manhood.

Rizzo, who has seen photographs of Jackson's genitals, claims that "It looks like a barber's pole"

I agree, far too much information about this walking freak-show.

But on a legal point: how can the victim provide "damning testimony" about Jackson's genitals? Since Rizzo has seen the "hard evidence" (pun intended), and since Rizzo is working for the victim's family, couldn't Jackson's defense make a reasonable argument that the victim (or his family) was "coached" or otherwise tainted by Rizzo?

[hushpad]

distinctive markings on his penis are visible when he is aroused. "It looks like a barber's pole," Rizzo tells PAGE SIX.<<<

EEEEWWWW!!! Did they have to get him aroused to take that picture? Yuk!

[woofie]

I could not find a barber pole but here is a pole cat

[traumer]

He may have some plastic surgery done there too.
Perhaps the doctor gave him a 'package deal'...

[Texas dog]

In case you think you're having a bad day, imagine the poor person who had to take that photo.

"Michael Jackson's in room three, and we have to have a picture of his naughty bits whilst aroused. Your mission..."

[eastsider]

To look like a barber pole, it's gotta go up and down like a corkscrew. How weird is that???

[HamiltonJay]

exactly how does one "bleach" their body? I just don't see how bleech is going to permiate deep enough to affect skin tone.. perhaps I'm missing something.

[reagan_fanatic]

because Jackson "bleaches" his body twice a week, distinctive markings on his penis are visible when he is aroused



Jacko-in-the-box?

[Nexus]

Jacko's scarecrow is striped?

(Jacko as a striped "Scarecrow" in "The Wiz")

[cyncooper]

Ping!

Distinguishing characteristic revealed (um, so to speak).

[nmh]

"Jackson doesn't have [the skin-whitening disease] vitiligo. Debbie Rowe got him the bleach — she used to work for the dermatologist . . . There has never been any dermatologist who has come forward on his behalf to say he has vitiligo."

Jackson hates his own natrual skin color.