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CIRCLES OF EVIDENCE ON JACKO
NY Post ^ | Feb. 18, 2005

Posted on 02/18/2005 7:15:19 AM PST by COUNTrecount

THE most lurid testimony to be heard in Michael Jackson's looming child molestation trial could concern the bizarre appearance of his penis. Private investigator Ernie Rizzo, who was hired by the family of the boy who accused Jackson of molestation in 1993, predicts that Jackson's latest alleged victim could provide damning testimony about the pop oddball's uniquely marked manhood. Rizzo, a former Chicago police detective who has seen photographs of Jackson's genitals taken by cops in 1993, claims that because Jackson "bleaches" his body twice a week, distinctive markings on his penis are visible when he is aroused. "It looks like a barber's pole," Rizzo tells PAGE SIX.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: barberspole; bleachboy; bleacherbum; celebratediversity; ebonyandivory; exhibita; funny; hedoesntlookpolish; ifstripesmustconvict; jacko; lol; markedman; mountingevidence; racingstripecard; racingstripes; usedtobeblack; wackojacko
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To: COUNTrecount
I could not find a barber pole but here is a pole cat


21 posted on 02/18/2005 7:43:30 AM PST by woofie
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To: COUNTrecount

He may have some plastic surgery done there too.
Perhaps the doctor gave him a 'package deal'...


22 posted on 02/18/2005 7:45:40 AM PST by traumer
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To: woofie

23 posted on 02/18/2005 7:48:20 AM PST by Callahan
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To: Sacajaweau
I hope they finally nail this little sob

Given that the trial is in So.Cal., I'm not too hopeful.

24 posted on 02/18/2005 7:49:55 AM PST by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary.)
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To: COUNTrecount
In case you think you're having a bad day, imagine the poor person who had to take that photo.

"Michael Jackson's in room three, and we have to have a picture of his naughty bits whilst aroused. Your mission..."

25 posted on 02/18/2005 7:51:05 AM PST by Texas dog
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To: traumer
I think that there is existing evidence on the "uniqueness" of his "manhood" from the last legal case.


26 posted on 02/18/2005 7:51:07 AM PST by COUNTrecount
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To: COUNTrecount

To look like a barber pole, it's gotta go up and down like a corkscrew. How weird is that???


27 posted on 02/18/2005 7:52:54 AM PST by eastsider
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To: COUNTrecount

exactly how does one "bleach" their body? I just don't see how bleech is going to permiate deep enough to affect skin tone.. perhaps I'm missing something.


28 posted on 02/18/2005 7:54:47 AM PST by HamiltonJay
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To: COUNTrecount

Didn't Clinton have some "unique markings" too? Just goes to show, if you're going to make a career out of being a perv, make sure your unit is non-descript.


29 posted on 02/18/2005 7:55:24 AM PST by Callahan
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To: newgeezer
nope the trial is in Central California. big difference people are much more Conservative
30 posted on 02/18/2005 7:56:06 AM PST by markman46
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To: eastsider

I can imagine that bleaching a flaccid penis would have that effect. Sort of like getting sunburn on your belly when you're sitting down.


31 posted on 02/18/2005 7:58:10 AM PST by Callahan
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To: HamiltonJay
There are a number of medications that can be used to lighten the skin for people who have skin pigmentation problems. Hydroquinone 2 to 5% cream, tretinoin 0.05% cream, azelaic acid 20% cream or glycolic acid 12% cream or lotion are some of the recommended treatments for a condition called melasma. Melasma are dark discolourations of the skin in patches often localised to the face. Melasma is more common in women and is more likely to occur during pregnancy or due to some medications.

All such treatments take a long time to have an effect and often treatment needs to be continued for a year or longer. It may also take a number of months before an effect is first seen. The hyperpigmentation may also return after the treatment is finished.

32 posted on 02/18/2005 8:03:24 AM PST by COUNTrecount
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To: COUNTrecount
because Jackson "bleaches" his body twice a week, distinctive markings on his penis are visible when he is aroused



Jacko-in-the-box?
33 posted on 02/18/2005 8:04:25 AM PST by reagan_fanatic ("Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence" - R. Kirk)
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To: Callahan

Jacko could have been the inspiration for "Pinto" in Animal House.


34 posted on 02/18/2005 8:05:44 AM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: Callahan

What is Peyronie's disease ?


http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/menshealth/facts/peyronies.htm


35 posted on 02/18/2005 8:18:33 AM PST by COUNTrecount
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To: Callahan
"I can imagine that bleaching a flaccid penis would have that effect."

Good point!

(Note to self: Next time I bleach my penis make sure it's not flaccid.)

Seriously though... Could this be any weirder? A multi-millionaire pop star pedophile who bleaches himself, has a nose that falls off and a penis that looks like a barber pole? If you wrote a sci-fi book about this the critics would dismiss it as too over the top. At this point I would not be surprised if monkeys started flying out of the guys ass.

36 posted on 02/18/2005 8:19:21 AM PST by SouthParkRepublican (There are no contradictions... Only faulty premises.)
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To: dfwgator

What does this say about the americans who are sticking up for this creap?

An average joe with 20% of jacksons quirks would be either in jail or shunned.


37 posted on 02/18/2005 8:21:19 AM PST by superiorslots
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To: COUNTrecount
Jacko's scarecrow is striped?

(Jacko as a striped "Scarecrow" in "The Wiz")

38 posted on 02/18/2005 8:22:27 AM PST by Nexus
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To: SouthParkRepublican
Seriously though... Could this be any weirder?

What's really weird is that despite all you have listed, there will still be an adoring crowd outside any place this nutbar shows up.

39 posted on 02/18/2005 8:26:42 AM PST by riri
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To: Peach

Ping!

Distinguishing characteristic revealed (um, so to speak).


40 posted on 02/18/2005 8:36:56 AM PST by cyncooper
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