I can imagine that bleaching a flaccid penis would have that effect. Sort of like getting sunburn on your belly when you're sitting down.
Good point!
(Note to self: Next time I bleach my penis make sure it's not flaccid.)
Seriously though... Could this be any weirder? A multi-millionaire pop star pedophile who bleaches himself, has a nose that falls off and a penis that looks like a barber pole? If you wrote a sci-fi book about this the critics would dismiss it as too over the top. At this point I would not be surprised if monkeys started flying out of the guys ass.