To: Callahan
"I can imagine that bleaching a flaccid penis would have that effect." Good point!
(Note to self: Next time I bleach my penis make sure it's not flaccid.)
Seriously though... Could this be any weirder? A multi-millionaire pop star pedophile who bleaches himself, has a nose that falls off and a penis that looks like a barber pole? If you wrote a sci-fi book about this the critics would dismiss it as too over the top. At this point I would not be surprised if monkeys started flying out of the guys ass.
36 posted on
02/18/2005 8:19:21 AM PST by
SouthParkRepublican
(There are no contradictions... Only faulty premises.)
To: SouthParkRepublican
Seriously though... Could this be any weirder? What's really weird is that despite all you have listed, there will still be an adoring crowd outside any place this nutbar shows up.
39 posted on
02/18/2005 8:26:42 AM PST by
riri
To: SouthParkRepublican
A multi-millionaire pop star pedophile who bleaches himself, has a nose that falls off and a penis that looks like a barber pole? LOL.........please, please stop! LOL.
75 posted on
02/18/2005 11:29:34 AM PST by
Howlin
(Free the Eason Jordan Tape!!!)
To: SouthParkRepublican
At this point I would not be surprised if monkeys started flying out of the guys ass. Jackson had a monkey. Does anyone know where it came from?
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