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Caption Captian Carter Contest
GOP and the City ^
| 2/17/05
| GOP and the City
Posted on 02/17/2005 8:17:40 AM PST by GOP and the City
Caption The Captain
The Navy is commissioning a Nuclear Attack Submarine and naming it after one of the worst presidents ever to reside in the White House.
-- Caption or Photoshop this scene --
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To: GOP and the City
And the spit wads come out this end.
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posted on
02/17/2005 8:36:50 AM PST
by
ORECON
(Condi Rice/Donald Rumsfield - 2008)
To: GOP and the City
Supposedly this is a true story.
When Jimbo was president, Admiral Rickover was still running the Nuclear Navy as he did when Jimmy was in the Navy.
One day President Jimbo called up Admiral Rickover to meet. Supposedly, Rickover told "The President" that "I'm too busy to come to the White House --- you come over here."
At which point, Jimbo slithered over to the Navy Office.
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posted on
02/17/2005 8:37:08 AM PST
by
TRY ONE
(NUKE the unborn gay whales!)
To: GOP and the City
Jimma Carter holds the submarine named after him..the USS StupidAss
To: GOP and the City
This is fine, but shouldn't it be yellow?
Comment #25 Removed by Moderator
To: GOP and the City
If they'd just paint ma' smile on the front of this thang, it'd look jus' like one of them Blue Meenies from the Beatles movie!
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posted on
02/17/2005 8:41:54 AM PST
by
zygoat
To: TRY ONE
You didn't mess with the Admiral.
It was easy to mess with Jimmuh.
It won't be easy messing with this sub's crew - regardless of the boat's name.
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posted on
02/17/2005 8:42:20 AM PST
by
llevrok
(Don't blame me, I voted for Pedro!)
To: GOP and the City
Thank God Rickover isnt here, he would be shoving the real one up my a$$.
28
posted on
02/17/2005 8:43:16 AM PST
by
Herakles
To: GOP and the City
I had lust in my heart for a sub named after me.
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posted on
02/17/2005 8:45:01 AM PST
by
cinives
(On some planets what I do is considered normal.)
To: GOP and the City
This sub reminds me of the economy when I was President - fat, out of control and sinking fast.
30
posted on
02/17/2005 8:45:03 AM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
("Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence" - R. Kirk)
To: GOP and the City
"Now if all our subs were this size, there would be no poverty or injustice in the world, excuse me but a dictator needs some legitimize election; I have to go"
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posted on
02/17/2005 8:45:56 AM PST
by
jbwbubba
To: GOP and the City
"If it's battery operated Roslyn will love it. at least it's the right size."
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posted on
02/17/2005 8:46:04 AM PST
by
rock58seg
(The real enemy of good is perfect.)
To: Gman
You forgot to add: *sound of metal ball-bearings clicking together*
To: llevrok; All
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posted on
02/17/2005 8:48:17 AM PST
by
Kaslin
To: GOP and the City
"Reagan gets an aircraft carrier so does Bush 41 and I get a freaking sub!!"
35
posted on
02/17/2005 8:48:35 AM PST
by
jbwbubba
To: GOP and the City
This Sub ought to be able to take care of the "killer rabbits" that still haunt me. I am still trying to consume all of the left over BILLIE BEER to allow me to forget that horrendous episode.
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posted on
02/17/2005 8:49:49 AM PST
by
hgro
To: GOP and the City
"We shall give this nuclear submarine to North Korea in exchange for their promise not to develop nuclear weapons."
To: GOP and the City
"This'll look great on the shelf next to my Nobel Peace... huh, what? You mean there's a REAL one of these with my name on it? Y'all don't plan to actually use it in an aggressive manner, do you? I'd better check with Kofi about this..."
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posted on
02/17/2005 9:03:33 AM PST
by
DTogo
(U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
To: GOP and the City
Here is the actual sub SS Peanuts Carter.
39
posted on
02/17/2005 9:05:54 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
("I hate the Republicans and everything they stand for," - Howard Dean 01/29/2005)
To: GOP and the City
Former President Jimmy Carter presents the new attack sub Squailfin
Immediately after this photo was taken the former President quipped "Let's see that bunny threaten me in this thing
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posted on
02/17/2005 9:07:04 AM PST
by
Cowman
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