Caption The Captain
The Navy is commissioning a Nuclear Attack Submarine and naming it after one of the worst presidents ever to reside in the White House.
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Posted on 02/17/2005 8:17:40 AM PST by GOP and the City
Caption The Captain
The Navy is commissioning a Nuclear Attack Submarine and naming it after one of the worst presidents ever to reside in the White House.
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I'd like to announce my new initiative to give this back to Panama....
What do you mean this is only a model?!
What is this? A submarine for ants? How can our sailors be expected to wage war if they can't even fit inside the ship?
Thanks a Million Guys...Finally a Submarine Scaled to My Intellect
Okay you freaking Iranians, let's see you shoot this baby down in the desert.
"Beware of false prophets who wear sheep's clothing but inwardly are as ravenous wolves."
"Kill the wabbit!"
Back when I was in the Navy, you know, in the old days, these things were bigger.
James Earl Carter, new spokesman for Viagra.
(Sorry, I couldn't help it.)
Let's name the next attack sub the MisterRogers.
"Well, damn. This is really nice and all, but I had my heart set on Russian class Typhoon."
"They were all disloyal. I tried to run the ship properly by the book, but they fought me at every turn. If the crew wanted to walk around with their shirttails hanging out, that's all right, let them! Take the towline - defective equipment, no more, no less. But they encouraged the crew to go around, scoffing at me and spreading wild rumors about steaming in circles and then 'Old Yellowstain.' I was to blame for Lieutenant Maryk's incompetence and poor seamanship. Lieutenant Maryk was the perfect officer, but not Captain Queeg. Ah, but the strawberries! That's, that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, and with, with geometric logic, that, that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox did exist. And I would have produced that key if they hadn't pulled the Caine out of action. I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officer. Naturally, I can only cover these things from memory..."
What's long and hard, and full of seamen?
"Which came first? The chicken or the duck?"
LOL!
I present to you, my new species of peanuts!
Cool! They even shaped it to look like a peanut.
"I'm asking the entire crew to wear a sweater while on duty."
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