When Will I be Banned? (His doom was at hand. Rejoicing fills the land.)

Linda Ronstadt

[dead in the water]

I have signed up
I used free email
When will I be banned?

I have logged in
With my new screename
When will I be banned?

Ever since two thousand
It’s been the same old thing
If you don’t kiss George Bush butt
You are history!

I am new here
I have posted
When will I be banned?

Nazi mods are watching
They’ve nothing better to do
If you don’t kiss George Bush butt
That’s the end of you!

I have signed up
I have posted
When will I be banned?
When will I be banned

Tell me, when will I be banned?

[sinkspur]

Soon. Very soon.

[nuconvert]

When would you like to be banned?

[Bahbah]

Soon, I would think.

[tet68]

Oh good I'm not too late!

Zot!

[Incandesia]

You need a girlfriend...Or a hobby...Or a gerbil. Something.

[1rudeboy]

Your formatting is excellent and you show creativity. Stick around.

[Lurker]

I love getting in on these early.

L

[jsmith48]

Incoming ZOT.

*ducks for cover*

[Wombat101]

Pity the poor woman who made a fortune by merely singing.

[umgud]

Please list some of your former screen names.

[Gabz]

In before the Zot??????????

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

A few minutes after posting an inane and insulting post that is literally asking to be banned. In other words, in a few minutes.

[Shellback Chuck]

The gerbil thing is called "felching"

[add925]

[bitt]

before! I never get to see fresh meat!

[Osage Orange]

Are you floating dead, or sinking dead?

[Maigrey]

Hehehe Do I smell Ozone?

[Swanks]

Don't know, DUflamer, tel us what's the mean average, over there? I've hammered Bush as hard as any an I've been hanging around un-banned since 1998.

[TADSLOS]

Any day now, you won't be around
Ooo-ooo-oo
(Any day now)
No no no no no no
You won't be around
(Any day now)

-Ronnie Milsap