When Will I be Banned? (His doom was at hand. Rejoicing fills the land.)

Linda Ronstadt

[dead in the water]

I have signed up
I used free email
When will I be banned?

I have logged in
With my new screename
When will I be banned?

Ever since two thousand
It’s been the same old thing
If you don’t kiss George Bush butt
You are history!

I am new here
I have posted
When will I be banned?

Nazi mods are watching
They’ve nothing better to do
If you don’t kiss George Bush butt
That’s the end of you!

I have signed up
I have posted
When will I be banned?
When will I be banned

Tell me, when will I be banned?

[Bassfire]

OMG! what a pic! LOL

[SolidRedState]

You "boar" me.

[callthemlikeyouseethem]

LOL...:D VERY good one!

[RightWhale]

Gone. and he/it had such promise.

[doug from upland]

Linda Ronstadt
Is that you
We're so honored
What to do

You hate Bush
Not terrorists
On your CDs
Both my dogs p*ssed

Keep on eating
What's in store?
You will outweigh
Michael Moore

[No Blue States]

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Everyman's Poetry Corner-

Robert Pinsky sucks.

[festus]

For a troll this was a very good post. It seemed like spelling was pretty much correct. It showed enough education to write a poem. Head and shoulders better than your average troll........

[Conspiracy Guy]

Here is a tune for you.

I Started a Post
Troll Zot Theme

I started a post, which brought out the Viking Kitties.
But I didn’t see, that the post would kill me, oh no.
I smelled some ozone, which started the Freepers, laughing.
Oh if I’d only seen that the post would kill me.

It came from the sky the sudden flash blinding my eyes.
And I laid there in bed, then someone said, “Jim he is dead.”
From Zot I had died, which started the Freepers, paving.
No I hadn’t seen that the post would kill me.

It came from the sky the sudden flash blinding my eyes.
And I laid there in bed, then someone said, “Jim he is dead.”
From Zot I had died, which started the Freepers, paving.
No I hadn’t seen that the post would kill me.
Oh oh no that post would kill me.

From; I started a Joke, Bee Gees.

From the twisted mind of Conspiracy Guy

[MeekOneGOP]

LOLOL!!!!

Funny!

I started a post, which .....

I knew the tune right away, from that beginning.

What's also funny is I thought after reading the dearly departed
ZOTTEE's post that you could come up with something good.

Which you did, hahahhaaaa!

[b4its2late]

[nuconvert]

Lol

[Conspiracy Guy]

We are evil geniuses.

[alcuin]

Where's the midi?

In future, please include one, or at least a link.*

*See Laz's "Guidelines for Posting Parodies, Self and Other."

[TADSLOS]

LOL! Man, that is sooo wrong on so many levels...

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe! :^D

[Hot Tabasco]

Tell me, when will I be banned?

Would you be my friend?

[Danae]

"Just a minute Ma...Free Republic just blew up my computer!!"...

Now that is just going too far.... It just ain't right.

[bray]

Kinda like Kamakazee pilots, after the first couple of waves, the piloting skills dropped off significantly.

Pray for W and Our Fantastic Troops

[Jeff Gordon]

It is clear that you are professional victim. You go to a lot of trouble to be victimized.

Are you, by any chance, a Muslim? If not, you should consider converting.