[KidGlock]

When egg mc-muffins are banned, only criminals will have egg mc-muffins.

FMCDH!

[MisterRepublican]

This a**hole sure is teaching his son how to interact with others. Get mad and throw things.

[CindyDawg]

I don't know about the battery but the sentence sounds ok, as long as he spent the night in jail.

[An American In Dairyland]

LOL! But honestly what is this parent teaching his kid? And with this sort of parental example what will the kid grow up to be?

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

You deserve a break today.

[SamAdams76]

The customer sounds like a jerk and he deserves what he gets.

But this reminds me of something that's been bothering me for quite some time, I was watching some "Smokey And The Bandit" type movie a few years back and this car (probably driven by Burt Reynolds) is going about 80mph down the highway and he is trying to get away from the cops. He pulls behind a tractor trailer truck that is also going about 80mph and it drops down a ramp. Then Burt Reynolds just drives up the ramp and into the truck after which time somebody inside pulls up the ramp and closed the back cover.

Isn't this impossible based on the laws of physics?

I mean, if Burt Reynolds was going 80mph and the tractor trailer was going 80mph, and Burt Reynolds drives up that ramp, isn't he then going 160mph? Wouldn't his car suddenly accelerate as soon as it hit the ramp and smash through the front of the truck and into the cab? After all, wouldn't Burt Reynolds at that time be traveling 80mph FASTER than the speed of the truck? I mean, in the movie, it shows Burt just going up the ramp and nonchalantly hitting the brakes and stopping inside the truck. Wouldn't that be impossible?

Anyway, getting back to the Egg McMuffin. Does it really matter if there is Canadian bacon or sausage in it?

[PAR35]

I could see someone who keeps strict kosher getting bent out of shape if they saw some pork on their food, but substituting sausage for ham? Now I'm getting hungry for some pork skins.

[cardinal4]

Who made the arrest? Mayor McCheese? Grimace?

[sticker]

At least it wasn't a McGriddle, then it would have been assault with a deadly weapon

[Arkinsaw]

Okay, so the customer is a jerk. But really, we have people writing million line computer programs, we have surgeons transplanting hearts, we have people dealing with gigantic vats of molten steel, we have people doing genetic research.

If your job is to assemble an item made up of LESS than 5 ingredients AND YOU CANNOT EVEN DO THAT CORRECTLY half the time then you deserve to have the contempt of those around you.

This is why I have contempt for my local Wendy's restaraunt. I have not thrown anything at them yet, but I desire to.

[Jaysun]

I hurled a burger back into a drive-thru once. It was at a Burger King. I saw one of the kids spit on it before they brought it to the window. I don't know if it matters, but I was alone.

[cyborg]

I call it an egg mcbiscuit...

[Fruitbat]

I wish my biggest issue in life was sausage instead of ham...!

[meyer]

Guy's a jerk, but I wonder what the "manager" said to him to provoke him into throwing it.

It surely isn't worth a $600 fine.

[delacoert]

Attacking with a muffin... it's probably an advanced form of the martial arts developed in Michigan.

[lowbridge]

Man Fined For Egg McMuffin Assault

Assault with a deadly McWeapon.

[elli1]

Glad you posted this. My kid works at a Burger King & I have to say that this sounds like one of the many jerks that have been in his store. If you haven't worked in a fast-food joint, you just have no idea of the slime that comes through the door disguised as 'customers'.

[Cobra64]

The last time I ate at a fast-food restaurant was in 1968 as a college kid.

However, if my wife overcooks the sirloin, I smack her up the side of the head with it.

[fat city]

Maybe he should have thrown the McMuffin at the drive-through speaker operator in North Dakota who relayed the order to Michigan.

[Syntyr]

Assault with a Deadly McMuffin

[Paulus Invictus]

But Egg Mc Muffins are really small WMDs. They may take longer to do the job, but eventually will kill thoughtless eaters by plugging up their coronary arteries. Throwing one at somebody only adds to the insult.