[Banach-Tarski]

I want it - maybe for my wallet like it says, but if I win the auction - I'm slicing it off her arm!!

[grobdriver]

it will only be delivered after its owner has passed away.

Why wait?

I bid $1.00!

[BenLurkin]

"waterproof and weathered" and "suitable for making into a wallet or watch strap,"

NO PICTURES please!

[freebilly]

Cool! Too bad we have to wait before we can claim it!

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I bet she kills and eats harmless vegetables, though.

[add925]

"Say....she really IS a dipsh*t, isn't she?"

[Paradox]

What, no foreskin jokes?

[LadyShallott]

Groooooooooooosssssssssssssss. :)

[Kommodor]

Waittaminit...

I thought selling human parts was verboten on the bay?

Hmm... Mebbe she's not human?

Either way, this is gross. What's next? Lampshades???

[P-Chan Penny]

That's the ickest thing I've heard in a long time.

[SuperSonic]

But if she's trying to make a point, she needs to sell it while she's still alive.

[RightWingAtheist]

[George Smiley]

This REALLY creeps me out.

Reminds me of some of the more ghastly home accessories made by the Nazis.

[atomicpossum]

Why doesn't she auction her brain?

Like New condition, still in container, completely unused!

Or her heart?

Bleeds a lot, enlarged...

Or her arse?

Makes a lovely hat!

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

If she sold her breast, it would make a great tobacco pouch.
MAX SAND

[funkywbr]

And the difference between that and wearing animal skin is?

I mean I got this trained seal and everytime I ask if he wants me to skin and wear him he shakes his head up and down and then asks for a fish!~}

[GSlob]

Hmm... they are plagiarists. In late 80s, in Pittsburgh during the winter I was accosted by one PETA type on account of my fur hat, and used the answer "the hat is made from animal rights protesters" to plug her noise. Now that same idea is played out again.

[backinthefold]

People

Eating

Tasty

Animals

[the invisib1e hand]

if you really want to make a stand, sell yourself as a lab rat.

[lizma]

"I'll bid."