What, no foreskin jokes?
You asked for it.
A guy in love with his girlfriend has her name tatooed on his penis. When he has a h***on the tattoo spells Wendy put when he has a soft on only the letters W-Y are visible.
On day he goes into a public washroom and stands at the urinal. There's a Jamaican guy next to him and he notices the guy has W-Y tattooed on his penis.
So he says to the guy, "Hey man your girlfriend's name must be Wendy."
The Jamaican looks at him and asks, "What do you mean Mon?"
So the guy says, "Your tatoo spells Wendy right? That's your girlfriend's name."
The Jamaican laughs and says "No Mon. My tatoo say, WELCOME TO JAMAICA AND HAVE A HAPPY DAY."